pecker cheese

his mother said
that he never should
nibble on his pecker cheese
or play with his morning wood. . .

extract from "alec g is a wanker" by bobybird & deadfish

by <*}}}}>< October 20, 2003

peckered spliff

a spliff which has a small quantity of cannabis in it.

oi mate thats a peckered spliff. Translates to oi mate that spliff is small.

by Olly C August 11, 2006

Peckerhead

n: A person that tries to create a long, romantic kiss by utilizing the multi-peck mechanism, without use of tongue. This leaves the kissee, although drunk, in a state of confusion and despair. This is usually followed by a lack of communication between the kisser and the kissee, signaling the death of the "relationship".

Matt Fennner is such a peckerhead!

by Polly March 12, 2005

Tiny-peckered Nancy-Boy

A whiner. One who needs his mommy. Shut up and do it, you pussy.

Fair-weather motorcylists. Shut up and ride, you tpnb.

by ase September 22, 2003

Sniff'n peckers for crackers

The act where one individual sniffs a male's anatomy for the reward of a cracker.

John: I have a bad taste in my mouth, can I borrow your toothbrush?

Jim: What, you been sniff'n peckers for crackers?

by Tollhouse April 11, 2008

black and decker pecker wrecker

1. A mythical/legendary/nonexistent/hypothetical power tool that is said to damage male genitalia, which the mere mention of causes any child under the age of 13 who knows what a pecker is to laugh their asses off when they hear the term

2. A Black & Decker drill

I'm going to town to buy a Black & Decker Pecker Wrecker

by Koby_Fish April 27, 2005

pecker wrecker

A woman who gives you a Venerial disease, thus making her a pecker wrecker.

How did your date go?
Good until i banged her.
Why?
She gave me the hot dick! A pecker wrecker

by chonger December 28, 2005