Those guys who can't catch a real criminal, but when it comes to breaking up parties they're hot on the case. They're the definition of Keystone cops and if your not speeding,drinking or smoking weed they wont do much to you.
Guy 1:Hey man i just got robbed, everything's gone.
Guy 2:Shit dude did you call the Boxford Police?
Guy 1:yea they're too busy getting an injured goose out of the street to catch any real criminals.
Guy 1: wanna just smoke some weed?
(police everywhere)
Guy 2:Shit dude did you call the Boxford Police?
Guy 1:yea they're too busy getting an injured goose out of the street to catch any real criminals.
Guy 1: wanna just smoke some weed?
(police everywhere)
by RUNdonthide November 21, 2012
(noun) - The act by which hero police put a stop to a criminal attempting to harm another person or the police themselves. The criminal immediately is turned into Raggedy Ann when they refuse to either drop a weapon or driving their car at police in an attempt to run them over. The world is ALWAYS better off without these criminals.
by $lapaho April 29, 2021
Those that came after Chris Harrison. #bachelornation
by HurdyMyGurdy March 03, 2021
by Squirrel Rito February 26, 2021
by Police fucker February 28, 2018
People that take pictures every single damn time of the day. and persuade you to do so. extremely annoying
Dude 1: Hey look at those people over there!
Dude 2: No dont look at them, they are instagram police
Dude 1: Wtf really they are taking pictures of themselves in the snow. i hate instagram police
Dude 2: No dont look at them, they are instagram police
Dude 1: Wtf really they are taking pictures of themselves in the snow. i hate instagram police
by salvato44 February 15, 2014
by Cringe Police January 25, 2021