She was so horny that she asked me to fart as she was eating my ass. What could I say....she swallowed it all. Girl gives good oral flattulation
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When your giving somebody a blowjob and then thanos snaps his fingers, making the recipient turn to ash and therefore a sandstorm like feeling in your mouth
by Bruh.jpeg March 19, 2019
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History:
A sexual technique that was modeled after the Tim Tam Slam; a process of creating possibly the most delicious thing in the universe. This perversion of the original slam was likely inspired in part by the many videos of young women attempting the slam that circulated Youtube cerca 2018.
The creator of this adaption of the slam is unknown. However, it could have been that kid you knew; you know - the one who convinced everyone to try the Tim Tam Slam - just so he could watch you struggle to suck milk through something long, black, hot, and messy.
Preparation:
To attempt this technique, procure a working phallus of black or brown color. There are three recommended ways of accomplishing this:
1. Buy a Squirting Dildo
2. Find a man of dark complexion
3. Cover your dick in chocolate syrup.
Warning - Do not apply hot fudge to your penis, it will burn like napalm.
The last requirement is a willing mouth, I mean; willing person
Procedure:
To perform the Tim Tam Slam, the slammer inserts their phallus or phallic-like device into the receivers orifice. After filling said orifice with ejaculate, before it is consumed, the slammer (often while attempting to catch the receiver of the slam unawares) then slams their flagging erection or phallic-like device as far into the receiver's ejaculate filled orifice as possible.
Note: Shouting, "Tim Tam Slam" is optional.
History:
A sexual technique that was modeled after the Tim Tam Slam; a process of creating possibly the most delicious thing in the universe. This perversion of the original slam was likely inspired in part by the many videos of young women attempting the slam that circulated Youtube cerca 2018.
The creator of this adaption of the slam is unknown. However, it could have been that kid you knew; you know - the one who convinced everyone to try the Tim Tam Slam - just so he could watch you struggle to suck milk through something long, black, hot, and messy.
Preparation:
To attempt this technique, procure a working phallus of black or brown color. There are three recommended ways of accomplishing this:
1. Buy a Squirting Dildo
2. Find a man of dark complexion
3. Cover your dick in chocolate syrup.
Warning - Do not apply hot fudge to your penis, it will burn like napalm.
The last requirement is a willing mouth, I mean; willing person
Procedure:
To perform the Tim Tam Slam, the slammer inserts their phallus or phallic-like device into the receivers orifice. After filling said orifice with ejaculate, before it is consumed, the slammer (often while attempting to catch the receiver of the slam unawares) then slams their flagging erection or phallic-like device as far into the receiver's ejaculate filled orifice as possible.
Note: Shouting, "Tim Tam Slam" is optional.
Tim: Hey honey, do you want to try a Tim Tam Slam?
Tam: Oh! I've heard of that - that's what all the kids are doing these days, right?
Tim: Yep. Do you want to try it?
Tam: Sure!
After acquiring the final item listed in preparation, Tim attempts the Tim-Tam-Slam (Oral Intercourse).
Tam: (Slurping laboriously*) Are you sure this is what everyone's doing? I mean I like chocolate as much as the next girl but-
Tim. (Breathing heavily*) Ah, I'm sure just keep going, almost there...
Realizing his apparent ruse, Tam laughs and resumes. When Tim has finished she humors him and pretends its delicious - not yet wise to Tim's hands on her head.
Tim: Ah, one more thing.
Tam: Hm?
Tim: Tim, Tam...
Tam: Wha-?!!!!
Tim: SLAM!
Tam: Oh! I've heard of that - that's what all the kids are doing these days, right?
Tim: Yep. Do you want to try it?
Tam: Sure!
After acquiring the final item listed in preparation, Tim attempts the Tim-Tam-Slam (Oral Intercourse).
Tam: (Slurping laboriously*) Are you sure this is what everyone's doing? I mean I like chocolate as much as the next girl but-
Tim. (Breathing heavily*) Ah, I'm sure just keep going, almost there...
Realizing his apparent ruse, Tam laughs and resumes. When Tim has finished she humors him and pretends its delicious - not yet wise to Tim's hands on her head.
Tim: Ah, one more thing.
Tam: Hm?
Tim: Tim, Tam...
Tam: Wha-?!!!!
Tim: SLAM!
by KIX9 June 28, 2019
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by Marilyn February 4, 2005
Get the oral argument mug.A sex act common in fetish groups similar to a golden shower, only aiming the urine stream directly into the recipient's mouth.
Alternatively, this can be performed similarly to a blowjob, only instead of ejaculating at the end, the recipient of the blowjob pees into the blower's mouth.
Alternatively, this can be performed similarly to a blowjob, only instead of ejaculating at the end, the recipient of the blowjob pees into the blower's mouth.
by linsky's September 30, 2012
Get the Golden Oral mug.Oral sex has to do with disgusting sucking, touching and licking of partner's penis and vagina. This is very sickening to watch and can give disease such a AIDs or HIV. Licking or extracting "Cum" into one's mouth may cause bacterial infection and sometimes sex related death. I'm not lying here people. Go online, ask your parents, ask around, IT CAN GIVE YOU AIDs! Not to be on the neg. side for gays, but have you ever thought about why people think of disease and (AIDs) when they think of homosexuality? The way you do things is pleasurable but can bring harm as well. Just think abou it. BE careful.
Ryan:"Yesterday, I had hot oral sex with Jason. We sucked eacother's penises real good".
Tim: "That's some nasty ass shit. You can get diease asshole!"
Ryan: *silence* "I can"?
Tiff: I just pussy fucked Cheyenne".
Kimmi: "Uh, you might get a diease- you know"?
Tiff: *panicked* "OMG! I didn't knoew!" runs off crying.
Tim: "That's some nasty ass shit. You can get diease asshole!"
Ryan: *silence* "I can"?
Tiff: I just pussy fucked Cheyenne".
Kimmi: "Uh, you might get a diease- you know"?
Tiff: *panicked* "OMG! I didn't knoew!" runs off crying.
by gottacare1 December 23, 2008
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