In my onion 

What you say instead of "in my opinion"

Very: I eat water.
Many: In my onion that is impossible!

In my onion by Viktor OP December 16, 2015

Ogre and onion math formula 

Ogres have twice the number of layer as onions so (Ogre layers ÷ 2 = Onion layers) and (Onion layers x 2 = Ogre layer)

Today class we are learning about the Ogre and onion math formula so get your text books out.

Ogre and onion math formula by BobbyRandyRoss May 24, 2017

devil's onion ring 

anus, rectum, buthole, asshole, basically the poop hole

That girl is sooo hot I would eat her devil's onion ring

devil's onion ring by Squirelmaster May 15, 2006

bung onion 

A bung onion is when a girl farts while a guy is eating her out. The wafts cause the guy's eyes to water.

Eating out my bitch was great until she surprised me with a bung onion, at which point my tears glistened her snatch.

bung onion by Erin McDermott July 28, 2008

bloomin onion

a complete idiot.

the editors of urban dictionary are bloomin onions.

bloomin onion by ballroad May 12, 2009

Bloomin' Onion 

When you shit through a strainer onto a plate forming a pretty flower of feces.

Art served up his famous bloomin' onion on T.J.'s fine china right after his trip to Chipotle providing a delicate desert for both to enjoy.

Bloomin' Onion by danns March 6, 2013

The onion router 

Otherwise known as the TOR browser, a browser for you to surf the amazing cyberspace. It is much faster than Netscape. Do cool things with it like hire somebody to kill another, watch somebody be murdered, or buy heroin from the silk road. An amazing array of things you can do with the wacky web!

I just sold an exclusive machine gun for only the army, then filled a tranquilizer with syringes of illegal durgs on the onion router!

The onion router by pill_dickle June 17, 2018