Cocoon County

A place where coons reside.

I love the white man, i'm from cocoon county.

by IG: 1dbtheplug March 31, 2022

Berrien County

The most redneck county in Michigan. Home to towns like Berrien Springs, Niles, Benton Harbor, Saint Joseph, and Sturgis. The people here participate in everyday activities like four wheeling, dirt biking, snowmobiling, and whooping pussy St. Joe boys' asses and stealing their girlfriends. 70% of us don't graduate high school. It's mind boggling how all the FIPS decide it's a good idea to take a trip to Southwest Michigan year after year. Apart from getting shot in Benton Harbor, or getting in a bar fight with a hillbilly, Berrien County is as pure as Pure Michigan gets.

"I love Berrien County, the only thing you can do here is fish, drink, hunt, and if your lucky to be a spoiled rich St. Joe kid, go boating every weekend."

Jim: What did you do this past weekend.
Jerry: Just had a big bonfire and got way too drunk off Terry's homemade 'shine...
Jim: Didn't you do that the past three weekends.
Jerry: UHHHH! I think... Yup

by H0llerBo1)06 April 28, 2022

Trap County

A county that houses the most cops that get a hard off of giving tickets out about 80 miles south of Atlanta.

Yeah I got a ticket for going 58mph in a 55mph zone down in trap county!

by Crackhead 3000 December 12, 2020

Dodge county

Mayville and Horicon where all hell goes to die marshman are zombies and the cardinals resting ground are here,
a tale of two cities full of death and the other full of lifelessness. a bitter empty horrible existence that all of Wisconsin is full of shit! Waupun Brownsville Beaver damn it! etc. all suck.

kill yourself if you live here or anywhere in Wisconsin esp Dodge county

by hello california November 7, 2020

berkshire county

berkshire county is a county in the uk which is near london

slough (eugh) is inside of berkshire county

by aviaguestxy November 7, 2022

County Work

A local government worker phenomenon wherein which the division of labor between workers and watchers is typically at a higher ratio than private work.

Why is everyone just standing around watching that one guy dig the hole?

That's how county work is done.

by ohjayesimpson August 20, 2020

Escambia county

A place of mystery, the only place in north Florida where old people know how to drive. The true Florida stereotypes live there, AVOID IF YOU HAVE REGARD FOR YOUR OWN LIFE. Weed is easy to get if you don’t act like a tard and say some dumb shit like “is this shit even good?” The answer will either be a 45 In your face or a beating because “how dare you ask such a stupid fucking question?” People there are either friendly, rude, or keep to themselves (because they are involved in a crime syndicate). They have rednecks (the type that will teach you how to build a nuke in your backyard), stoners (like hitting three gravity bongs in rapid succession type of stoner) there are gators and rattlesnakes. Don’t make the yankee mistake and try to pick up a Eastern diamondback (It doesn’t want to be your friend).

And heed my words avoid mcDavid, trust me the people who live there are some scary motherfuckers.

Person1: I’m going to escambia county.
Person2: are you fucking mad?
Person1: no I’m going there to learn how to start a drug empire.

by anonymous February 7, 2023