figure jar

When the figure is in sussy milk

Person A: when I was at the discord admins house I saw he had a jar in the closet-
Person B: wait a figure jar with the “sussy milk?”

Person A: y e a h
Person B: 😟

by _rosie_kun_ April 19, 2021

Pussy In a Jar

A man that is so afraid of getting close both emotionally and physically with women. He acts like a coward around women. His voice is trembling as if a giant cock is after him.

I met this guy at the centre and upon seeing me his face went tense as in pussy in a jar .
Jessica went on a date and she drank more than Mark - she thought:what a pussy in a jar

by TaffiB February 3, 2017

Jarred

The subway pedo who started and ended his career trying to get into samller pants.

Damn subway everytime I go there that damn jarred offers my kid a footling extra mayo.

by Fortdumb March 19, 2020

Jarred

-Coolest guy around

-Awesome in bed

-Funny

-Sportsman

-Big Penis

-Smokes a lot of marijuana

-Everyone doesnt mind being around him
-Drinks a shit ton

Jarred is going to kick zack's ass

by 576656rf56 December 11, 2018

Jelly jar minion

Jelly jar minion was a skin in minion rush. He was the best skin ever and fucking minion rush deleted him.

Cool kid: OMG i love jelly jar minion
Minion rush: I hate jelly jar i am going to delete him

by Tiner44 May 25, 2025

Fetus in a jar

A fetus in a jar is a baby that is still in development stages that has died and was put in a jar usually for research purposes.

The scientist has a fetus in a jar to study what babies are like before birth.

by QuelfTV October 28, 2019

the ferp jar

The jar used to contain and preserve debris from ferping such as brain matter, bone ash, bodily fluids and goon juice for later consumption.

“Yo bruh we was ferping in that bitch crazy, pass me the ferp jar dawg because I got hella brain smeg on my shit and I’m tryna clean ts(this) off .”

by ThoseWhoKnowSigmaBalkanRage March 3, 2025