noob deluxe

Someone who incredibly sucks at something.

Person A:"Omg, I got killed five times in a row in CoD!"
Person B: "Haha, you're such a noob deluxe."

by ANoobyPerson October 4, 2010

noob

a totally stupid person on an online game rpg. they are oftentimes ignorant, dumb, and completly incompatant. in most cases, noobs are frowned apon by the community, as they are a burden and all they do is pester people who are trying to have a good time on an online game rpg. i once met a noob sooo noobish one time, that he couldnt figure out who i was talking to, and when it was me talking...see below

pot head370: ok richie109 go thru that door
cream5: me?
pot head370: did i say cream? no i said richie109.
cream5: wait me? u want me to go thru the door?
pot head370: No, goddammit! i want richie to go thru the door
cream5: ok ill go thru the door u dont have to yell
pot head370: you stupid motherfucker! go up the stairs and leave me alone
cream5: how do i go up the stairs? im lost! help me!
pot head370: you fucking noob!

by pot head370 September 16, 2008

wow noob

1.Whenever someone says something completely unrelated to a subject this phrase comes into play (usually said in a deep voice)

2.Whenever someone says something wrong (also said in a deep voice)

3.World of Warcraft Noob

1. Bob: Did you see the Manchester United versus Arsenal match?

Billy: Did you see the Bruins game?

Bob: WOW NOOB

2. Bob: The answer to the equation is 2x

Billy: WOW NOOB

3. I destroyed that WOW NOOB

by An5l3y May 16, 2009

Noobcake

the act of being a noob, except adding "cake" for a more humorous effect (coined by M.R.Gann)(requires you to wear a silly hat proclaiming your noobcakedness) (one step below a noobtard)

dude, you are such a noobcake.

by SushiQueen October 30, 2007

noobachoob

1. The epitomy of inexperience, or "noobism." Used to express an utter distaste in one's gaming and/or life living abilities.

2. Slang: A common form of greeting if you know Taisuke.

1. "You fail at life, noobachoob."
"Ling rush??! YOU NOOBACHOOB!!"


2. "FUIIIIZZZJJJ NOOBACHOOOB!!!!"

by sh4de October 15, 2005

noob salad

a collection of very different people who, despite being different, are all still noobs. can refer to gang of noobs.

ill pwn you and your noob salad.

by Mike Matthews December 23, 2007

Noob

The noob usually is a guy new to a game that is unpolite and thinks he pwnz that game.Most of time they use caps and scream stupid things that make no sense.Dont think of newbs,that are new players to a game but polite to others and more mature than noobs are and that usually dont use caps and scream.

Cornery:Cosmicray you go MainTank Sartharion?
Cosmicray:Sure Cornery
Noob: WTFF!!!!1 WantEd to M41nTankzorrrrz S4rh!!C0000rn333ry u damn fcuking n000bzzz!!LOOOO000L!!1111`~~~~@@@@ LaawwLZZZZ LOLOLoololOlOlOlOlOllloooL 1337 7331 i pwn thizzz game!!LoooLLOLOLOLOLOLOL 1337

Joekicks:Campbell89 can you please stop killing the guys from your team?
Campbell89:S00rry5555 but i c4nt s33 gra55 ar0und.

Noob:U D4mn Fcu1ng dick-azz me didnt ask iu if iu wantz to boostz me i t0ld iu to bootz meh!LOoooLolooolLOOOoollOO~~~!11111!!@@@
Newb:I'm sorry if I'm asking to much but you could give me a boost somewhere?

by cornery February 24, 2009