mormon guilt

Like catholic guilt but less wine with Joseph smith fan fiction mixed in. Catholics invented guilt; Mormons perfected it .

When you masturbate 30 minutes before scripture study and then that Mormon guilt sets in.

by Guilty May 5, 2016

Poxy Moron

A psuedo intellectual, etymologist or charlatan who at every opportunity seeks to use the word 'Oxymoron' to make themselves sound smarter than they actually are. And usually gets it wrong.

OMG that's such an oxymoron.

It's just contradictory, you Poxy Moron.

by Tenman November 13, 2010

Motor Moron

This is the person who does not follow the laws of the road, including, blinkers, slow speeds, high speeds, roll stops, and the people who think you honked at them, but instead, the person behind you did, so the motor moron flips you off and not the person behind you.

A motor moron almost ran into me today because they didn't use their blinker.

by The_Feee_Master December 16, 2016

mormon

the people that wear white shirts and ride bikes around town with helmets on preaching about jesus and other mormon garbage

i was recently attacked by a group of mormons that wanted to preach about jesus at walmart (this is true actually)

by PlayDohMan June 11, 2006

Reverse Mormon

The Reverse Mormon is a term to describe any obscure sex position. Used when you have no idea what you just did with your partner but you feel as if there should be a name.
The origins of the word play upon the fact that the Mormon religion practices abstinence and, thus the Reverse Mormon.

Well, we just definitely did the Reverse Mormon.

by HungoverMormon January 2, 2011

mormons

one of the more well known mass evangelist religions.

the mormons and the jehovah's witnesses lined up on my block and had a turf war.

by rusty dusty January 13, 2006

mormon

Mormons do this:
1. Wear weird suits and bowler hats
2. look at you like you've killed a child if they see you smoking
3. stop you in the streets to chat some shit at you

Bizarre behavior may be due to their membership of the church of LSD.

Not to be confused with other pain-in-the-ass-do-gooder christian/cult movements such as Jehovahs Witnesses.

OMG why do you live next to an orphanage?
No thats just the mormons next door.

by E 2 tha Z April 15, 2008