Anal-Dwelling Butt-Monkey

The name Bruce Nolan (Jim Carrey, with all of God's powers) gives the little monkey that he makes come out of a gang member's butt in revenge of a previous beating.

"Hey, little anal-dwelling butt monkey. Time for you to go home, little buddy."

by BD August 6, 2004

mocked

When someone says something, and is made fun of, or copied in a funny voice, or has thier words jumbled.

Jon: im gonna kick your ass!!!!!
Billy: What??? Did you say you wanna lick my ass???
Jon: NoNoNO!!! im gonna beat your ass!!!
Billy: Dude, i think your gay, cuz first you said you were gonna lick my ass, and now your saying your gonna eat it??? w0w.

by R3AL1Z3 March 14, 2005

Left-handed monkey wrench

A fictitious tool. A monkey wrench has no left-handed or right-handed versions. Often used as a practical joke, i.e. telling someone to find a left-handed monkey wrench for you.

"Hey, will you go find me a left-handed monkey wrench? I need to fix this pipe."

by Fictitious Plumber January 30, 2012

moke snap

A bit of marijuana, and tobaccofrom a cigarette loaded up in a smoking device such as a bong and taken together that will fuck the user UP.

1. Hey, whats say we kick it on back to my pad, bump some Mac Dre and do a moke snap?
2. We did moke snaps in Jimbo's room and got hella high.

by zayyy January 7, 2007

Roid Monkey

A person who has been using steroids for a long time and consequently has smaller testes and a short fuse. Generally on some competitive team or another, you see this type slavishly adoring the man with the biggest pecs at the local GNC store or muscle gym. Generally displays clouded thought processes, is quick to anger, and has trouble expressing himself eloquently (all known examples are male). Known to beat family members or significant others. Should be considered armed and dangerous.

"That's not a strategically shaved chimp flinging poo, that's a Roid Monkey....flinging poo."

by T.R.I. February 14, 2006

monkey shit

putty material that is used for filling in gaps.

Put some more monkey shit in that stuffing tube.

by STGC Fountaine February 14, 2005

retarded monkey

The standard by which math classes are graded. If you can't beat the retarded monkey, do you really think you're going to pass?

Student 1) What did you get on your test score, man?
Student 2) 36/100.
Student 1) Man, the retarded monkey got a 63, what the hell were you doing?

by Icbat December 9, 2008