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Milf love

The act of getting oral whilst the mother is breast feeding her child.
while the baby is getting fed the mother would also orally please you giving everyone a win win. If ya know. she's into that kinda stuff.
"oh dude I totally got some Milf love last night."
"That's some serious love right there man!"
by Milfymilf April 13, 2013
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Sledge-Milf

A milf with a testosterone level higher than the average mother, with a physical appearance that intimidates the sexually aroused male and possesses dominative qualities. She may look like a bodybuilder, have a tall stature with broad shoulders, and weigh over 20 pounds more than you, but that doesn't mean she does not need the same sexual thrill like a regular mother.

You don't fuck a Sledge-Milf, a Sledge-Milf fucks you...
The young male was dominated by the Sledge-Milf and woke up the next morning with a broken cock.
by brick.mst September 30, 2016
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milf streak

a milf streak is a streak of grey hair
I bet phoenix wright is gonna have a milf streak in ace attorney 7.
by steelsamurai1992 January 22, 2021
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MILF Rock

"Mom-I'd-Like-to-Fuck" rock-and-roll/rock.
"Is Bon Jovi still making albums? Fucking milf rock bullshit."
by zombieskin January 1, 2012
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milf mill

an area where attractive moms often congregate.
"dude have you been to that new save on foods? its a total milf mill!"
by cutmeaslice October 13, 2009
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Jurassic MILF

A senior aged to post-cougar MILF in remarkably good shape and figure, most often observed at higher-end grocery stores. Jurassic MILFs are usually only spotted by men post-40 years of age as the lowest age bracket. Particularly fine specimens with glorious plumage can attract the attention of adult males as young as 15 years of age. Jurassic MILFs have become far more prevalent with later aged divorce rates and improved brassiere technology while younger females average heavier mass.

Jurassic MILFs should not be confused with "backside hit and runs" where a viewer's initial evaluation of garmented backside approval meets a leathered front side. Some Jurassic MILFs are such an enigma that another shopping cart drive-by is needed to fully absorb the situation. Jurassic MILF's are a more proud, stable, and submissive creature that lack the attention deficit of the Cougar. For this reason, idle attempts at conversation are low risk without mental Seppuku.
Yeah, Casi's on the corner....great fish. Try it, its the autobaun of MILF to Jurassic MILF.
by contributer_to_pop March 18, 2014
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CODA-MILF

CODA-co-dependent + MILF Mom I'd like to fuck -

Bring them together and you have the perfect angel of a girl, she has the warm maternal instincts of a woman willing to take care of her man when he is in need, give her man all the love and attention he could possibly want without smothering him in anything but her HOT tight self - the kind of woman on your arm that other men want to steal but won't be able to because she only has eyes for her man - who she thinks can take on the world with one hand tied behind his back...
The hot woman you are dating who your friends say is a cougar but isn't because cougars are predators and she is a kitten....so you educate them and say - this here is my coda-milf - she is happiest making me happy you noob - don't hate - congratulate!
by Omar's Milf April 8, 2010
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