An anti-Michigan song sung by Ohioans.

"We don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan
The whole state of Michigan
The whole state of Michigan
We don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan
'Cause we're from Ohio!

We're from Ohio - O! H!
We're from Ohio - I! O!

Ohhh we don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan
The whole state of Michigan
The whole state of Michigan
We don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan
'Cause we're from Ohio!"
I sing I Don't Give a Damn For the Whole State of Michigan every November.
by Ohioan December 10, 2006
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The Michigan Monster Mash

The Michigan Monster Mash happens once a year on Halloween night. It is a event where many people at a Halloween party get together in costumes and have a mass orgy. The best part of the Michigan Monster Mash is that everyone is in a costumes and no one knows who is who. So next Halloween go to a local part and do the mash ;)
The Michigan Monster Mash happened in Ann Arbor Michigan on Halloween night in 1999, and has happened ever year since.
by DR124 September 19, 2011
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It is when you do something very dumb to declare youself that you traveled to the U.S. state, Michigan.
Jaden: You neva been to michigan if you neva done this befo

(flatlines)

Carlos: I guess he went to michigan.
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Northern Michigan University

Was stalked by their administration they ran me out by trying to say I was a pedophile because I was to stupid to realize my ex girlfriend was raped.

All charges dismissed but still expelled.
Northern Michigan University is the shittiest school you can go to.
by Dixie's finest December 20, 2021
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Northern Michigan University

Shit place. You don’t get help when you need it. You go back years later. Required to have public safety help you move. Same officers you realize didn’t help and had contradictory reports you have, yet You thank them. They beat you and say you’re going to jail and take all of your shit, and don’t return, so when you return home you have no keys and pay a Fortune. They don’t tell you why you’re going. You’re handicapped. And admitted days before that you’re being harassed by head person. Don’t waste time. Record every conversation like I did. If you need help. Mary B will help you. Refunded everything and erased transcript. But seems like after their doj lawsuit and many others. They still can’t keep up with their promises after federal government gave order for what they did during gag order. If you want to be scared for no help when beaten or beaten by them. Go ahead and waste time. Gah orders basically still there. Look up every lawsuit. Wish I never went back. Thought issues fixed.
Northern Michigan University treats disabled and mentally I’ll people like shit still
by Nicole Ap February 03, 2024
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michigan tamale

When you run out of toilet paper and are forced to use corn husks instead
This coronavirus has emptied the stores of all the TP so I had to make a half dozen Michigan Tamales!
by Jar Lie March 14, 2020
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Michigan Tamale

When you run out of toilet paper and are forced to use a corn husk to wipe your smelly ass
This damn corona virus has the entire country on a TP shortage, so I was forced to make a half dozen Michigan Tamales!
by Jar Lie March 14, 2020
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