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MICHAEL JACKSON’D

When you realize someone is the most talented, sexiest, cutest, most caring, most misunderstood man on the planet and your heart is broken because you will never meet him.
I just fell in love with a wonderful man I can never have – I’ve been Michael Jackson’d!
by Moon-beamer November 1, 2012
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Michaela

Beautiful female with a great personality. She is always prepared with a witty remark. She is the best friend you could ever have & if you're lucky enough to date her, she will be the best you've ever had. She can be a huge bitch though if you get on he bad side.
by princesss69_ January 16, 2013
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microthong

Extremely tiny thong with just enough material to conceal the pussy. The open variety does not hide pussy, but may have a jewel, pearl or feather hanging seductively over the clit region. Hundreds of different styles by Lola Luna and other manufacturers are available. One daring version consists of a string of pearls which lies between the pussy's inner lips. Its only possible purpose is to stimulate the clitoris when walking or dancing.
In striking gold and green, this open embroidered microthong has a diamante drop front with green sequins and an edging of gold French lace.
by O'Flagherty December 26, 2008
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ass smack microwave

To hit somone in the ass with the door of the microwave as they walk by. This is done by pushing the button that opens the microwave door timing it so they get a noticable tap on the ass.
Make sure to have some sort of heated food in there so as to protect yourself for any sort of trouble you may get into, apparently some people don't like getting a tap on the ass...
i didnt want to get fired for sexual misconduct so i pulled off an ass smack microwave on that hot secretary downstairs just to see that nice oooo face she makes.
by desktop peev June 13, 2006
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Michaelina

The kindest, most gentle-hearted human being. She has red hair and a smile that captures even the most gloomiest of rooms. The personality of Michaelina is loud, unique, and interesting. Most people would give anything to be a woman this beautiful.
-"Hey, did you just see something perfect walk by?"

-"I think. Who or what was it??"

-"It was Michaelina."
by creative.mind December 4, 2010
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micky-muse

A male muse.
A male (possibly named Michael, Mike, Mick, Micky or Mickey) who inspires a woman in an uncharacteristic or unusual way.
May convince her to participate in an activity solely to please or satisfy him; a Micky Muse is a creative influence or stimulus.
With his power of persuasion, her Micky-Muse prompted her to dance on the pole wearing only leopard print whore shoes and tassels.
by xxxsecretg September 19, 2006
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michael reeves

youtube buddy crackhead crackhead crackhead crackhead crackhead crackhead haha taser go brrrr
by Cassius=stupid September 21, 2020
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