Meathands

Someone who handles meat suspiciously and cross contaminates also 99% of the time their first name is Eddy, Ed, Eric, or all of the above

Boy that kid needs to get away from the grill he’s totally being a meathands

by Hungdood69 August 1, 2019

match grass

in laymen's terms, its the kind of grass you see on a golden hillside in the middle of summer during the hottest days of the year. This is grass that is devoid of all moisture and is so dry that practically anything will set it, the field, the hill and the whole damn mountain on fire, all in a matter of seconds to minutes.

Grass so sensitive to temperature that unlike a snowflake, if you sneeze or curse at it, will burn every-fucking-thing down to the ground.

The fire was started when Billy was out splitting wood, in the middle of a field of match grass

by Nalothisal June 7, 2019

Matchafuki boo

Another word for fuck

Matchafuki boo you asshole

by MooserGooser October 31, 2020

Meachum

Unsubstantiated claims that were made up for the purpose to confirm ones bias.

That guy believes aliens made him gay, it’s his meachum.

by Tenaciouswhitt November 5, 2020

Meachum

The lint found in the folds of a vagina

I almost went down on her, but there was a wad of Meachum.

by Tenaciouswhitt November 5, 2020

matchateacos

A cosplayer who snorts lemonade powder and is known for kinning Hiyoko Saionji and insulting their friends out of love

Oh shoot! Is that matchateacos? We better run before they snort lemonade powder and start insulting us!

by Hiyoko Kinnie 101 November 9, 2020

matchasaurous

NOT A XDD

MATCHASAUROUS IS A XDD. NO HE IS NOT>

by matchi December 2, 2020