Police: You’re under arrest for possession of methamphetamine.
Citizen: Sir, this is religious item. Catholics use wine to practice their religion. This is my wine. I’m a Meth-odist.
Citizen: Sir, this is religious item. Catholics use wine to practice their religion. This is my wine. I’m a Meth-odist.
by Chiboyrick December 15, 2020
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by Bbyshark007 February 17, 2022
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Dude! She seriously has meth hands. My skin felt like it was boiling from smoking meth while she scratched me!
Dude! She seriously has meth hands. My skin felt like it was boiling from smoking meth while she scratched me!
by Stranglemyer February 27, 2020
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Literally every 1 of them at these 2 places also look like they was all born on the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down, then was hit by a MACK Truck, followed by being stung all over their faces by a swarm of hornets but the stings never heal. Lol to put it shortly, they're all post children for why you SHOULDN'T DO METHAMPHETAMINE. They go around (even work) and ask to do sex things for meth or any drug to be high, some of them do this with their kids right behind them in the break rooms. It's sad.
Literally every 1 of them at these 2 places also look like they was all born on the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down, then was hit by a MACK Truck, followed by being stung all over their faces by a swarm of hornets but the stings never heal. Lol to put it shortly, they're all post children for why you SHOULDN'T DO METHAMPHETAMINE. They go around (even work) and ask to do sex things for meth or any drug to be high, some of them do this with their kids right behind them in the break rooms. It's sad.
"Meth whores are so damn pathetic."
"It's really sad how many meth whores are on Mall's line. Smh."
"That damn Gant girl @ Quality wouldn't stop asking me to pay her sex, and in front of her little kid too"
"My wife's gonna end up knocking the 2 teeth left in Harleys mouth down her throat if she doesn't stay back."
"This town used to be a good place. It's sad it's overrun with meth monkey's now"
"The girls at Quality Web are seriously ALL meth monkey's dude. Don't work there it's not worth it."
"Those meth monkey's go around and try to get people to pay for secret orgy's and they're nasty. Did you know they put drugs literally EVERYWHERE they can?"
"I don't like him, he lies about his wife constantly and she's stunning but he cheats on her with those zombie looking meth monkey's over on Mallory's line."
"He's a meth monkey just like those scary lookin meth whores with Mallory are, he thinks saying that shit makes what he does look ok."
"It's really sad how many meth whores are on Mall's line. Smh."
"That damn Gant girl @ Quality wouldn't stop asking me to pay her sex, and in front of her little kid too"
"My wife's gonna end up knocking the 2 teeth left in Harleys mouth down her throat if she doesn't stay back."
"This town used to be a good place. It's sad it's overrun with meth monkey's now"
"The girls at Quality Web are seriously ALL meth monkey's dude. Don't work there it's not worth it."
"Those meth monkey's go around and try to get people to pay for secret orgy's and they're nasty. Did you know they put drugs literally EVERYWHERE they can?"
"I don't like him, he lies about his wife constantly and she's stunning but he cheats on her with those zombie looking meth monkey's over on Mallory's line."
"He's a meth monkey just like those scary lookin meth whores with Mallory are, he thinks saying that shit makes what he does look ok."
by BoydYoung90 November 13, 2022
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Meth-o-Theleoma.
by TexasTrouble5 March 21, 2021
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