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Marilyn Manson

a kick ass band, they have talent and have a uniqu sound. so fucking what if brian isnt christian or hes anti-christ. to hell with all those people who think he is a freak and that they are the blame for thes things...im not a HUGE fan but i do respect them.
prep: oh mah gawd u like marilyn manson???

me: yes...why?

prep: then your like SUCH a freak! u antichrist!

me:fuck u bitch atleast im open minded and the music i listen to dosnt sound all the same!

prep:whateva

me:thought so bitch



.........k that was wired
by vincefucker July 26, 2005
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Marilyn Manson

One of the most awesome musicians on the face of the planet. He doesn't give a shit about what other people think of him. To me he is like heroin and hot. Not the boring crap which people call music, but real, raw, dark, delicious, hot, wonderfully grotesque, amazing and badass music which excites the ears.
Marilyn Manson my baby come and fuck me.
by MetalChick666 March 25, 2010
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Mayonnaise maker

1. Another word for penis

2. The tool used to wean and convert lesbians and virgins into useful, productive members of society.

3. A body organ used for urination, sexual pleasure, and for making important life decisions.

4. If you're a man- it's that thing between your legs. If you're a woman, it's that thing that should be between your legs. Basically, a long shaft connected to a set of dangly balls that provides pleasure through friction.A pleasure making machine for both sexes.
Boyfriend : *Caresses girlfriend's ass* Those buns just look so tight in that miniskirt.

Girlfriend :*Blushes* is that your Mayonnaise maker rubbing against my buns ?

Boyfriend : *Hugs her from the back and kisses her neck while caressing her slender waist* Buns are better with Mayonnaise.

Girlfriend : *Turns around kisses his lips and whispers* I am not wearing any panties and i want your Mayonnaise inside me.

*She opens her legs, sits up & unzips his pants, & lifts herself higher above his dick & just slowly sinks herself onto his throbbing cock & starts pumping back & forth real hard & fast*

Boyfriend:*Begins to moan and hum until a point that he cannot hold himself back. He hugs her tightly and cums into her with his mayonnaise maker* Wow, you really know how to milk my meat down !
by zingeraddict October 30, 2011
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pull a mason

to create an easier task at work in order to avoid doing a more difficult task only to be unable to complete the easier task without delegating it to someone more competent. the word originates as a tribute to Mike Mason, an "engineer" who spends more time reading the Final Fantasy forums and playing Quake than he does writing code, but is prone to taking serious offense when his work ethic is questioned.
fuck cheap pitcher night last night, dude. I'm so hung over that I think I'm going to just pull a mason today...
by D.H. Lawrence June 26, 2009
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Marilyn Manson

A really, REALLY smart guy who knows how to get his message out. And when teenagers stopped listening to him because they thought he wasn't "intense" enough, Manson overcommercialized himself! Although this gave him a bad name in many people's eyes, true fans of his music know what he's trying to do, and take the time to understand and respect that. And his concerts are really good and creative!
If you don't like Marilyn Manson for his music that's fine, but if you refuse to take the time to understand it and judge him right off the back that's not.
by Inkosana February 26, 2008
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mustard and mayonnaise

n. 1) in specific reference to the yellow and white lines on any road.

2) non specific reference to the left/right boundary.
by Col. Dante Knucklebuckle November 19, 2009
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Mason-Dixon Line

A latitude line in the United States which divides Idiots and Assholes
Goddamnit Johnathan! How can I get away from all these Assholes? Easy Thomas' ... Simply drive your beamer across the Mason-Dixon Line till you start running into Idiots!
by StuPedasso May 10, 2012
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