IXL Math is a website labeled as a "game," if you click this website "thinking it's a game" you are very wrong, IXL Math is a actually a "suffering simulator" considering the repetitive annoying math questions you are asked to solve, it's crappy, pointless prizes, the the amount of hours sitting at your desk pulling your hair out, crying, having a butt ache, and having severe migraines, it's useless explanations and it's terrible point system, more than math IXL teaches you that you are useless and that you will never amount to anything in life, fun fact!: also contains adhd, ptsd, trauma, did, add, depression, anxiety, and self mental abuse and torture, and it all costs a buttload of cash every month, this website is a scam, i've already warned you, well have "fun"
IXL Math- "Practice that feels like play!"
Person 1- "Yeah right! What a joke!"
Person 2- "Bro! It's litterally been 3 hours! How long are you going to spend on your homework!?"
Person 3- "I'm not even halfway done, I'm still at 65 on IXL, and after that I have history homework, after all of this I guess I'll sleep. I'm having a severe migraine rn!
Person 1- "Yeah right! What a joke!"
Person 2- "Bro! It's litterally been 3 hours! How long are you going to spend on your homework!?"
Person 3- "I'm not even halfway done, I'm still at 65 on IXL, and after that I have history homework, after all of this I guess I'll sleep. I'm having a severe migraine rn!
by Thatonecreepyidiot00000 March 31, 2022
A fruitless, time-consuming, soul crushing hell from which few escape with an intact sense of thought. Even the smart kids in ones class won't apply the knowledge gained from this subject in the real world.
(Kyle) "Ah man I just wrote a physics test, what did you just do Fred?"
(Fred)"…"
(Steve) "shhhhh Kyle, he just wrote an AP Math test."
(Fred)"…"
(Steve) "shhhhh Kyle, he just wrote an AP Math test."
by _The_Real_Maverick_ May 31, 2017
The act of justifying an otherwise irrational purchase, through application of flawed logic, logical fallacies, and liberal use of arithmetical gymnastics; often with little to no true bearing on the actual costs of the purchase, or value at play.
E.g. "If I buy the Porsche 911 instead of leasing it, it should cost less, as I'm amazing at selling cars, and this one's great and will probably increase in value cos it's black. So that's like, erm, $90,000, less what, $10k for depreciation... so yeah I can afford it, it'll only cost me $10k to run the car... Yeah It's kinda man math but yeah!"
by DrPep July 26, 2019
This thing is the worst thing you can ever have. Say you take a math test and you didn’t know it was happening and you fail; your parent would get mad at you FOR NOW KNOWING A QUIZ. Another example is that let’s just say that you finish early and your teacher says “did you check your work” and you say no, but you knew all the answers. Your teacher will be like “ GO CHECK YOUR WORK OR YOU HAVE DETENTION”. Another example is that in your future life you won’t need to know how to find circumference, it won’t matter, it’s also boring, like really boring. Finally this is what is stands for. Mindboring, Awful, The, hardest, thing ever set there.
by Hi peps November 19, 2019
Mental calculation performed prior to an event or "hectic time" in which you try to determine the next opportunity you will have to masturbate.
I did the masturbation math...I leave tomorrow and I know I'll be bunking with a friend. If I don't masturbate tonight, I'll have to wait 8 days until I get home from vacation.
by Dirty Band-Aid September 03, 2010
Letters, numbers, and/or symbols that seemingly appear out of no where in relation to given mathematical context.
voodoo math:
Find the equation of the tangent plane to the surface x^2z-y^3z^5+xy=9 at the point P=(1,2,-1).
answer:
Tangent plane at P is z+1=1/3(y-2) or equivalently y-3z=5
Find the equation of the tangent plane to the surface x^2z-y^3z^5+xy=9 at the point P=(1,2,-1).
answer:
Tangent plane at P is z+1=1/3(y-2) or equivalently y-3z=5
by BR14N1UM February 18, 2013
When the effort or resourcefulness of tens of thousands of math tutors in Singapore covers up most local school teachers’ poor teaching pedagogies or methodologies and their low enthusiasm or creativity, thus exonerating the latter in making the subject appear dull and boring and unconnected to real life.
If there was a months-long lockdown in Singapore due to the pandemic, except for the thousands of families who can’t afford private tuition for their children, the math grades of the majority of middle-class students wouldn’t significantly suffer, because of a mask for math culture that has permeated the entire educational system for decades.
by MathPlus September 12, 2021