Mash

When you stuff mashed potato into an asshole, to then eat it out and lick it clean. Sometimes Baked beans are added for flavour.

I want to mash you up

by mashenthusiast January 29, 2023

Mashed potatoes

Typically made with Yukon gold potatoes for best result.

He made me mashed potatoes with dinner the other night.

by anonymous July 12, 2018

Mashed

Getting high off marijuana

Male: what did you do last night bro?

Me: I got so mashed man, it was awesome.

by Memeking56 May 19, 2021

mashed sammich

A mashed sammich is when you take a piece of bread and smash it in your hand to eat like a sandwich. Nothing on it, just bread.

Boy: Grandpa I'm hungry

Grandpa: *smashes a piece of bread* There ya go, mashed sammich.

by ShitDemonFromDogma June 24, 2024

Mashed Potatoes

A vegetable(Or severely autistic person) who just ate shit.

"Bro did you see that autistic kid fall?"
"Yeah, His ass is mashed potatoes"

by ShadyShrooms December 4, 2023

Sossy Mash

When man 1 bashes his sausage into the thinner man 2 and let's out his mash potatoes all over his a**hole. Man 2 then has it protrude out his mouth, nose and ears.

Man 1 looks like he does Sossy Mash

by VS7777 August 4, 2023

dick mashing the food

a north country way of saying don't expect this meal to be that great before we taste it!

shit,we just got to this restaurant. this is plattsburgh ya know! There's not even a red lobster here anymore. so, don't go dick mashing the food in this place just yet!

by plowpimp January 13, 2015