Marko Petrov

A popular youtuber with a stunning 20 subscribers~

Marko Petrov is so popular! I wish I could be like him -Pewdiepie, 2020

by helpmepls11 February 3, 2020

ken marks

the defined muscles near a man's pelvic area that resemble those of a barbie ken doll when he's naked.

"Omg that guy has ken marksssss, he's gawjusssss"

by Dee baby December 14, 2008

Buff Marks

Buff Marks Are The Marks You Get On Your Biceps, When You Get Extremely Buff, And Then Go A Few Days Without Working Out.... Resulting In "Buff Marks" Being Visible On You Biceps

Damn Nigga I Got Some Stretch Marks On My Biceps.... " Nah Nigga, Them Buff Marks!!!"

by FireBuff November 17, 2009

Sled Marks

When you do a poor job of wiping, but instead of a single poo line in your underwear (i.e. skid marks), you end up with two parallel lines.

"Oh man, I need to do a better job of wiping, there are sled marks everywhere!)

by RB81 January 15, 2011

Marijuana Marksman

One who is able to accurately aim one's smoky exhalations. (i.e. out a window, at someone's face, etc.)

Despite a distance of about five feet between me and the small crack in the window, no smoke remained in the car when I exhaled. I felt like a true Marijuana Marksman.

by knyaz22 June 7, 2011

Skid Marks

Its when u dont wipe your shitty ass propraly

Its also when u leave shit marks in the toilets after a shit.

There's a girl i know called yasmin and she left them in the toilet it was disgusting

Yasmin: i just had a shit
Bob: okay, i need a piss, WTF thers skid marks it the toilet
Yasmin: i cant help it
Bob: i bet you have them in ur pants to
Yasmin: i wiped my ass good
Bob: i bet you did you stinking bitch

by Lille :) May 26, 2018

Gay marko

A gay marko is a person that makes a diss track on his class and bully’s two kids mainly

Gay marko is gay

by Anonymous 61735273526 December 31, 2019