Marketician

A marketer whose experience as a logistician and training as a marketer allow him/her to make the best decisions for a company.

The new marketer must be a marketician. He seems to understands the launch from ideation to transportation.

by MBAMike January 4, 2010

ocean marketing

A marketing method/faux pas wherein the marketing team makes it a policy to treat their customers like shit, until one day a berated customer lets powerful people in the industry know of these practices, or a singular incident goes viral, and the bad PR effectively ruins that marketing person/team/company's chance of ever working in that industry again.

Joe:
I just asked the marketing company when my order might arrive and he called me a bunch of names and told me to shut up.

John:
I'm not surprised, they've been using ocean marketing for years, it will someday bite them in the ass.

by dogfish83 December 31, 2011

Markeah

Cute girl that you can't live with out. She is one you want to rock in chairs and hold hands on tje front porch. She is girl that will make your heart beat faster and you wouldn't want to leave her.

Guy1: Look at her; Who is she
Guy2: That's Markeah. Isn't she cute
Guy1: Yeah

by KiLlEr_LePrCaN April 24, 2014

marker queen

A girl that masturbates so vigorously with a marker that the cap gets lodged in her vaginal cavity and must be removed by a doctor

Did you hear about Alison? She had to go to the ER last night because she's a marker queen.

by Ed Huntet April 3, 2019

Markelle

a beautiful girl who is overlooked. she is sweet, caring and tends to have a great sense of humor. her creativity and loyalty make her a great friend but she tends to overreact from bottling up her feelings. markelle’s tend to hate drama and secrets. they are definetly not fake. they also never get jealous! markelle is a rare name so if you meet one she’s a keeper!

i wanna be friends with a markelle

by soccerball1lolme December 1, 2019

markelo

Markelo is caring smart Intuitive has your back 1000% not a person to cross one of the best people you could meet.

Being a loyalist is being markelo

by Winter/sox29 November 20, 2020

Marker Tipper

A post shit wipe job that seemingly never wipes clean. No matter how many wipes, the paper looks like a magic marker tip is peeking out your ass and streaking the toilet paper. Eventually, you just give up and except it won’t be completely clean.

Man it never fails. I was in a hurry and took a quick shit. Ended up with a marker tipper and spent 15 minutes wiping myself raw. Finally gave up.

The marker tipper I had ended up also leaving skid marks in my boxers.

by Dick Onchin December 7, 2020