maloni

v., - 1. The act of failing to perform essential personal and professional responsibilities. 2. Mass consumption of any food product containing carbohydrates, potassium, lard, meat, bacon, pork or noodles. -ing -ed Synoniums - lazy, gluttonous, hedonistic

Bob is maloni in that job!

Good grief! Sam just did malonied that buffet!

by MacTheMachine March 7, 2007

Karl Malone

One called the mailman. Very old, very cheap. Pokes people in the face, talks about himself in the third person, and is a redneck. He also has no championship. People, get over yourself. Karl Malone will never win a title, especially against the Pistons.

Sometime in night, Karl Malone look up in sky and say, "What in da hell goin' on up dere? Do U.F.O live on other planet, phonin' home like E.T.?"

by Q-Tip McVicker November 22, 2004

Luke Malone

Usually drives a BMW kind of a faggot with a extremely small penis and lactating nipples

Luke Malone Gives Men Great Head

by leave me malone October 10, 2018

madonna-whore complex

A condition where you uncontrollably make out with pop stars who are still in their prime while you are in fact, washed up.

by Anonymous September 18, 2003

Macon

Amazing,sweetest,most perfect girl ever! with blue eyes and a beautiful face and a beautiful body if you have a Macon keep her and when she says she loves you believe her <3

Conner:Macon I love you
Macon:I love you too
Conner:I believe you

by CMW0112 July 1, 2011

Mamen

Expression used when you see your weed colleagues in the street while high on the devil's lettuce

Hey, mamen, wanna some doobie?

by Goooooogo February 7, 2018

Post malone

The name given to the time period following
ho- me alone.

I feel like mcauly culkin looks like a cracked post malone.

by Will ray pugh February 8, 2018