Malcolm

This is a male who enjoys the arts of eproctophilia or better known as fart fetish. Malcolms commonly receive pink eye and typically have bad breath. most females attracted to Malcolms are big girls who don't mind passing there gas for a purpose.

Heard that guy is a Malcolm, his wife always eats burritos before bed so she can help him out.

by Willis Cockfit January 23, 2020

lee malone

1) a red neck term used often to get some one away from you or for them to stop bothering you
2)the name of a shrekish person who ignores people but its bc he is ignored also...his parents named him lee malone

1)upset redneck father says to kids who wont leave him alone-"GOD DAMN KIDS LEE MALONE I JUST WANT TO EAT IN PEACE!"
2) wow he hasn't talked to me in 4 days he is so being a lee malone

by bowlin bitch 29 June 28, 2010

malecon

The place las putas take you to #squadBro

Andreas:Yo that girl was puta locura
Balcero: yeah hermano, she's gonna take you to el malecon

by El_Capo May 23, 2016

malcolm glazer

1.) The new owner of Manchester United, which has really upset those fans that haven't started to support their local teams (i.e, Chelsea or Arsenal) at a really convenient time, yet they cannot seem to put together a rational argument about why he isn't good for the club - especially when they bleat about him turning the club into a business when he patently isn't. Martin Edwards did that a decade ago, didn't you know? Then again, MUPLC fans were bleating about Magnier and McManus a couple of years ago for similar reasons.

2.) Owner of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers in the NFL, which means he just needs to buy an Australian Rules team to get the full set.

An American gentleman that owns 75% of all MUPLC shares. Not many other examples of that now, are there?

by OD Smith July 18, 2008

Maldonado

The biggest faggot you will ever meet. He's really a pussy. dont talk to this guy. he sucks

David said, " I just love sucking cock and being annoying."
James said," Stop being such a Maldonado!!!"

by MMMMyess February 2, 2020

malcolm in the middle

noun: slang term for vagina
"I was busy snorting blow off of your mom's malcolm in the middle."

"I was busy snorting blow off of your mom's malcolm in the middle."

by Chuck Peters September 15, 2008

Malcolm'd

What someone is when they suck a dick so hard they pull the skin right off.

Malcolm sucked the dick so hard the skin came off. He got Malcolm'd.

by Laz November 23, 2004