A Nutmagnet (Nut-Magnet) / Nut Magnet is the victim of the Bunny Boiler.
Pretty much every female he encounters or girlfriend he finds himself with is a right psycho. A Nut Magnet just has that personality that attracts the kind of female who turns out to be a nightmare he is like a fanny magnet but they always turn out to be psycho stalking nutters.
Pretty much every female he encounters or girlfriend he finds himself with is a right psycho. A Nut Magnet just has that personality that attracts the kind of female who turns out to be a nightmare he is like a fanny magnet but they always turn out to be psycho stalking nutters.
Dave: John is so unlucky with girlfriends his last one cut all the sleeves off his shirts, cut the crutch out of his jeans and poured paint over his bed. She thought he was playing away..
Simon: John isn't unlucky..... He's a nutmagnet (Nut-Magnet)
Dave: Come to think about you're right there his last few girlfriends have been right bunny boilers.
Simon: John isn't unlucky..... He's a nutmagnet (Nut-Magnet)
Dave: Come to think about you're right there his last few girlfriends have been right bunny boilers.
by NutMagnet October 10, 2013
Get the nutmagnet (Nut-Magnet)mug. When the recipient inserts a magnet into a rear orifice then a person with a prince albert piercing proceeds to fish for the magnet with their piercing
Girl 1: How are you and your boyfriend doing?
Girl 2: Feeling a little off today, my boyfriend failed going Mississippi Magnet Fishing.
Girl 2: Feeling a little off today, my boyfriend failed going Mississippi Magnet Fishing.
by hammerlol August 18, 2024
Get the Mississippi Magnet Fishingmug. A strong/intense EMF-field that emanates from your bed-springs; said powerful field creates a debilitating "pull" on the iron in your blood and thus makes it very hard for you to get out of bed, especially on those occasions when it is absolutely necessary for you to do so, such as when it's time to get ready for work, you "need to pee real bad", the telephone or doorbell rings, someone else in the household (child, pet, elderly house-guest, etc.) urgently requires your assistance, etc.
I am firmly convinced dat there is a great conspiracy among Sealy, Serta, and da other major mattress-manufacturers to intentionally create mattresses that mess with your body and cause you to feel groggy and heavy when trying to lift your head up off da pillow. Perhaps they specifically design their mattresses' coil-springs to act like magnetic coils that harness the earth's magnetic field and then create a strong magnetic pull on your iron-rich blood, this "mattress-magnetism" is why it's often such a gargantuan struggle to raise yerself off da sheets.
by QuacksO January 31, 2019
Get the mattress-magnetismmug. credit cards are made from magnetic materials and have become the easiest way of paying for goods or services
by economist101 December 14, 2009
Get the magnetic moneymug. by skenny08 December 17, 2023
Get the Minor magnetmug. Located in Broad Ripple village on the North Side of Indiana, Broad Ripple (Magnet) High School is home to some of the most terrifying, awkward, strange children you will ever chance to encounter.
Broad Ripple is a sanctuary for homosexuals, nerds, freaks and people that don't fit in at any other school. Everyday you can walk into the decorated black and orange hallways and buy magical lazy brownies, ecstasy, hot fries and drinks, yum! This is the type of school where you have to seriously build a lot of courage before the rowdy kids break into your stall screaming, "aye he is taking a shit!!!!" Throughout the hallways and stairwells you will encounter New York sized mice and roaches. Broad Ripple is home to the rockets! It represents a gigantic male genitalia! Students walk around the hall's screaming "Yeet!" and "This Bitch Empty!" whilst throwing water bottles or cans of soda, fun!
Broad Ripple is home to the cool kids from the arts, music, choir, and theater. Humanities and media magnet are the punk ass kids that nobody pays attention to and nobody cares about.
GO ROCKETS!!!
Broad Ripple is a sanctuary for homosexuals, nerds, freaks and people that don't fit in at any other school. Everyday you can walk into the decorated black and orange hallways and buy magical lazy brownies, ecstasy, hot fries and drinks, yum! This is the type of school where you have to seriously build a lot of courage before the rowdy kids break into your stall screaming, "aye he is taking a shit!!!!" Throughout the hallways and stairwells you will encounter New York sized mice and roaches. Broad Ripple is home to the rockets! It represents a gigantic male genitalia! Students walk around the hall's screaming "Yeet!" and "This Bitch Empty!" whilst throwing water bottles or cans of soda, fun!
Broad Ripple is home to the cool kids from the arts, music, choir, and theater. Humanities and media magnet are the punk ass kids that nobody pays attention to and nobody cares about.
GO ROCKETS!!!
by Banana Slammers May 9, 2018
Get the Broad Ripple Magnet HighSchoolmug. A male / female character in a piece of media that is usually associated with fans that often behave in a salty, defensive, aggressive, and commonly sexual way it almost reminds one to be that of a simp.
Usually a minor and vocal part of a fandom surrounding a character, they'll defend the character with all of its might by attacking other characters and sometimes leveling the character higher than most of that series, despite not having that deep plot as claimed or is based on looks.
It can also be applied in real life to people often attracting that particular group went through mainly or pretty much female twitch streamers.
Usually a minor and vocal part of a fandom surrounding a character, they'll defend the character with all of its might by attacking other characters and sometimes leveling the character higher than most of that series, despite not having that deep plot as claimed or is based on looks.
It can also be applied in real life to people often attracting that particular group went through mainly or pretty much female twitch streamers.
Rosalina from the Super Mario and Link from the Legend of Zelda series is an example of a simp magnetic.
by Doctor Whomst'd've what? November 11, 2024
Get the Simp magnetmug.