made of future

Used to describe anything that, through the application of science so advanced it may as well be magic, exhibits seemingly impossible behaviors or properties. The key is that the behavior/property on exhibit only -seems- impossible; if the observer had an understanding of advanced science, it would make perfect sense. "Made of future" used to be applicable only in speculative fiction, but is increasingly appropriate in the context of the real world.
Usage "Wait...how does the thin fabric of a guard uniform stop a knife blade?" "Dude, the uniform is made of future". Note: actually, it's made of Kevlar fibers saturated with non-Newtonian goo that locks the fibers in place under sudden impacts, but "made of future" is simpler.
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Made man

Batts was a made man and Tommy wasn't
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"Hey, do you know who The Person That Made Earth Day is?"
"Yes. You are a funny person"
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jump made

yo u see these niggas they jump made word 2
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A term in football when somebody passes the ball to you and you have a clear opportunity on goal, yet you fail to score.
*Misses shot*

Bro it was an open goal! I’ve made you breakfast, but I can’t force you to eat it!
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Bitch made punk

A term popularized by the Denzel movie ‘Training Day’: The ‘punk’ part refers to an already whiny and/or weak individual, the ‘bitch made’ part refers to the way that he somehow became somebody’s bitch (usu. by being scared or kissing ass).
From Training Day: ‘You disloyal, fooled ass, bitch made punk.’
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Bitch made ass nigga

It’s usually an Edgar slur. That every Tacuache says. Especially if that have a flap over there forehead.
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