by chloeburbankxx June 17, 2022
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Luis has curly dark brown hair, chocolate brown eyes and is really funny.
Luis likes to piss his pants, especially in the backseat of his truck.
He often smells horrible, and tries to mask the smell with Dior Savage cologne he most definitely stole.
Luis likes to piss his pants, especially in the backseat of his truck.
He often smells horrible, and tries to mask the smell with Dior Savage cologne he most definitely stole.
1: ugh whats that smell?!?
2: oh thats just Luis.
1: why does he smell like piss??
2: oh you know why.
2: oh thats just Luis.
1: why does he smell like piss??
2: oh you know why.
by anon19394483884488382834u38821 August 16, 2022
Get the Luis mug.A desert valley located between the rocky mountains, (Sangre de Cristo's to the east, San Juans to the west) indeed known mainly for it's crime, drugs, UFOs, paranormality overall, gangs, poverty, and outdoor wilderness that draws in those who seek recreation, and rugged living. The harsh environment keeps this land from becoming infected by the viral disease known as Yuppies that has infested other Colorado towns and cities.
Yep we love guns here
Nothing you'd expect in Colorado. Basically New Mexico North.
Still like it here more than Denver and the fools in springs.
Alamosa is the most populous town at 9,800 residents. Monte Vista and Center are other towns with any sizeable population. (not a complaint)
2 weeks with under -20c temperatures on end a year. Colder than Anchorage Alaska.
Where the biggest sand dunes in all of the americas are located.
Overall, the most beautiful, and biggest alpine valley on earth.
Also ALOT of areas without cellphone service.
There's still high speed internet here however ;)
Yep we love guns here
Nothing you'd expect in Colorado. Basically New Mexico North.
Still like it here more than Denver and the fools in springs.
Alamosa is the most populous town at 9,800 residents. Monte Vista and Center are other towns with any sizeable population. (not a complaint)
2 weeks with under -20c temperatures on end a year. Colder than Anchorage Alaska.
Where the biggest sand dunes in all of the americas are located.
Overall, the most beautiful, and biggest alpine valley on earth.
Also ALOT of areas without cellphone service.
There's still high speed internet here however ;)
person 1: "dude, how'd your weekend go?"
Person 2: "I went camping in the San Luis valley, almost got shot, saw ghosts in broad daylight, saw UFOs, and nearly froze to death. yep im staying in breckenridge where my yuppie as belongs"
Person 1 "Sounds harsh dude. Still going, to hike mount blanca and the sand dunes while I smoke an ounce of weed!!"
Person 2: "I went camping in the San Luis valley, almost got shot, saw ghosts in broad daylight, saw UFOs, and nearly froze to death. yep im staying in breckenridge where my yuppie as belongs"
Person 1 "Sounds harsh dude. Still going, to hike mount blanca and the sand dunes while I smoke an ounce of weed!!"
by blackbandana433221 September 7, 2022
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by Chickentendersphfries April 27, 2022
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Girl2: ive was with luis
Girl1: you must have had a bad time
Girl2: i did he cant even satisfy me
Girl2: ive was with luis
Girl1: you must have had a bad time
Girl2: i did he cant even satisfy me
by monkeygentleman November 12, 2022
Get the Luis mug.He’s the best guy you would ever met ,he’s nice ,sweet and caring specially with his girlfriend ,he’s so warm and has the most beautiful eyes ever ,he is tall,skinny with a beautiful soft skin,with black hair and dark
Eyes ,he likes to talk sometimes,he’s friendly and loyal ,a bit shy at times ,very introverted ,but funny ,he can make anyone laugh ,he has the most sexy amazing voice, he’s so good at kissing and almost at anything at all ,even if he doesn’t believe it at times ,he is so smart good at math and has an amazing memory everyone around him is stupid ,because he tends to be a genius,when he gets mad he gets desperate and doesn’t want to talk or thinks too much ,he deserves so much love and happiness always !
Eyes ,he likes to talk sometimes,he’s friendly and loyal ,a bit shy at times ,very introverted ,but funny ,he can make anyone laugh ,he has the most sexy amazing voice, he’s so good at kissing and almost at anything at all ,even if he doesn’t believe it at times ,he is so smart good at math and has an amazing memory everyone around him is stupid ,because he tends to be a genius,when he gets mad he gets desperate and doesn’t want to talk or thinks too much ,he deserves so much love and happiness always !
by HellowRalph November 22, 2022
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