Lounge Lizard

An inconsiderate woman that leeches off the family by sitting at home, doing absolutely nothing and contributes absolutely nothing to the household chores or the family as a whole. Lounge lizards are often unemployed, disrespectful to family members and neglect children.
Nick: hey mom do you mind if my girlfriend moves in? I’ve known her for a month and a half.

His mom: Absolutely not. She’s a lounge lizard and she needs to get the hell out of here.
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Lounge Lizard

an inconsiderate woman that leeches off the family, lays around that couch all day and does absolutely nothing to contribute to the household. Lounge lizards are often unemployed, neglect children, and are mean to their boyfriends five year olds.
Nick: “Hey mom, can my girlfriend move in with us? I’ve known her for a month and a half and she’s really nice”

Mom: Absolutely not. She’s a lounge lizards and she needs to get out of this house.

My girlfriend threw a beer bottle at me she’s such a lounge lizard.
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Lizarding

Im so lazy I spent the entire day lizarding on the lounge.
by Lyndallas May 02, 2021
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Lizarding

The act of lounging and not doing anything during the summer.
My daughter has been lizarding around all summer long.
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lint lizard

A man who enjoys banging really old women . Often, these women are dried out and have lint inside their cooch.
Mike is a real lint lizard. He prowls around retirement homes and churches to find his next target.
by ringleader February 09, 2012
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Slime lizard

A woman who only consumes your jizz
by Penisiisi September 04, 2021
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Cute lizard

@_haikyuu.dumbass_ is a cute lizard
by Theterribletherapist February 28, 2017
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