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Linkin Fart 

The noise made by musicians and songwriters who listen linkin park and want to put a bullet through their brains because it is such horrible music.
The radio gave me a bad case of the linkin farts.

linkin park is so horrible they give smart people linkin farts.
Linkin Fart by CurvedMirror August 16, 2008

Linkin Parkinson's Disease 

A condition in which one suffers from overwhelming body spasms, the constant metamorphosis of hair on ones head, tourettes-like yelling and random changing of your vocal characteristics
Billy: did you see Tom at the ITunes festival yesterday? He looked crazy, what was wrong with him?

Jake: he was suffering from an insane case of Linkin Parkinson's Disease.
Are you licking on a Tuesday
Licking by Shumuk123 July 16, 2019

mouth roof licking virginity 

The act of licking or having felt the roof of a mouth that does not belong to you for the first time. If you have made out before this does not necessarily mean that you are not a mouth roof licking virgin, because the roof of the mouth is not generally the designated target for the tongue.
Yesterday Alex lost his Mouth Roof Licking Virginity to Chelsea.

Ass Licking

When you repeatedly touch the ass with your tongue and then just stick your dick in there
Have u tried ass licking yet?
Ass Licking by Myniggaisag December 20, 2016

National Pussy Licking Day 

a day for the ladies to get free head on 28th of February
Hey bitch it’s National Pussy Licking Day, get on ur knees cunt