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Laura Bayliss Simmons

Woman who mysteriously disappeared after stating on social media she was gonna put Dawn soap in her laundry. She hasn't been heard from since.
And she became the next Laura Bayliss simmons, and was never heard from again on social media.
by Cigarella June 28, 2020
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Laura

The most mean and heartless lover. Never thinks about anyone else and would choose boiled peanuts over your life. Can never be trusted to come on time and start every argument in your life.
by JeffScott February 10, 2023
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Laura

Laura is the biggest gobshite you will ever meet, she never knows when to call it a day and can drink like nobody you have met before. She can usually be found with a white powder ring round her nose and speaking in her own language. She lives for the sesh but is a great friend even if she is a crackhead. Would always share her bag with you and lend a shoulder to cry on.
I’m gonna get absolutely Laura’s tonight
by Sgsisnshsj November 22, 2021
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Laura

Me, who has green hair, and is kinda cool I think
Laura is cool, her green hair especially
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Laura

The worst girl ever met. The bad bitch and will beat your ass up no matter what it takes. If you have her as a friend or girlfriend dump her fucking ass. She's the worst bitch ever.

Have I mentioned? She's also the dumbest, slowest girl you will ever meet and will talk behind your back
"I heard that's Laura."
"Yeah better back away from her or she might hurt us."
"She's the worst girl ever."
by chloeee100609 November 26, 2022
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Laura Sommer

Movie Star from the 1620s. Dope as fuck. Boss ass bitch bitch bitch.

Shes mad cool and quirky, fun to hang around with. Catch phrase is rockin'- way ahead of her time. Her photos still shine on walls of hospitals. She has wicked style and a phat ass. Dope hair and nice smile. Sweet as fuq. Do not fuq with her shes too dope. Love that nigga. Serious movie star swag swag pop it
John 1: Fuck sucks ur not a laura sommer

Fat best friend: i know shes perf

DEAN of school: every1 shud be laura i'd turn dat ass inside out if it was the 1600s
by RockinRollinChix09 September 10, 2013
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Laura

Laura is a once in a lifetime person and if you are lucky enough to be in her presence then you will get to experience the best feelings in the world.She is a very helping person and cares about others. She has the most beautiful eyes and smile i have seen and she can be an artist's muse. She is really smart,funny,naive and talented. I will forever love laura and i hope i havent hurt her.I loveee laura and i miss spending time with her
Who is laura?
Laura is the most talented artist and smartest girl in our high school
by Lajnaa♡ November 23, 2023
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