Lap Dog

cant train a human but you can a dog. most likely you have this kind of person in your life. Mutt cunt who will come up to your face whilst you sleep to check whos snoring. BECAUSE she was told to.
Kiarah is a lap dog
This lap dog has no mind of its own
by Funnygirl303 November 14, 2023
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Crap in my lap

This is often said by the wild and obese Caseoh when harassing Dolores from 60 Seconds whilst he chows down on a Wendy’s spicy chicken sandwich.
Caseoh: “CRAP IN MY LAP DOLORES!”

Caseoh: “CRAP IN MY MOUTH”
by CaseOhEarthquakeVictim#2332 October 02, 2024
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pounding out laps

Pounding the pussy hard. Fucking your girls vagina hard until she cums
Bro, I was pounding out laps last night at the club.
by Ppuussssyy eeaatteerr December 05, 2016
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Gabriel Lap

Gabriel lap is the best person ever. She likes to enjoy air and joke around with Grandpa bob. She Is married to daiki <3
by Gabby-chan June 10, 2020
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Lap-Band Dance

A discounted lap dance, offered by a formerly obese stripper, who had the procedure done and now needs to pay off her medical bills.
I was never interested in getting a lap dance from Petunia until she told me about a Lap-Band Dance.
by Arnie Grape August 22, 2020
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Turd in my lap

This is a situation that is given to you - avoidable - but has to solved immediately
You lost your only pair of glasses after I begged you to buy another pair weeks ago! Thanks for tossing a turd in my lap!
by Safety Lane February 24, 2022
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lapping the boys

Licking, teasing and tickling your buds balls while he's fucking your girl to help make him blow a huge load.
Lapping the boys is how I help my friend have an intense orgasm while he's fucking my girl.
by Watchinfool September 17, 2023
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