cant train a human but you can a dog. most likely you have this kind of person in your life. Mutt cunt who will come up to your face whilst you sleep to check whos snoring. BECAUSE she was told to.
by Funnygirl303 November 14, 2023
This is often said by the wild and obese Caseoh when harassing Dolores from 60 Seconds whilst he chows down on a Wendy’s spicy chicken sandwich.
by CaseOhEarthquakeVictim#2332 October 02, 2024
by Ppuussssyy eeaatteerr December 05, 2016
Gabriel lap is the best person ever. She likes to enjoy air and joke around with Grandpa bob. She Is married to daiki <3
by Gabby-chan June 10, 2020
A discounted lap dance, offered by a formerly obese stripper, who had the procedure done and now needs to pay off her medical bills.
I was never interested in getting a lap dance from Petunia until she told me about a Lap-Band Dance.
by Arnie Grape August 22, 2020
You lost your only pair of glasses after I begged you to buy another pair weeks ago! Thanks for tossing a turd in my lap!
by Safety Lane February 24, 2022
Licking, teasing and tickling your buds balls while he's fucking your girl to help make him blow a huge load.
by Watchinfool September 17, 2023