knocked the fuck out

The phrase commonly used on friday movies when someone gets their ass kicked.

Young man you got knock the fuck out.

by John Spartan November 22, 2003

knocked up hoe

an impregnated prostitute; used as an insult

that emily girl is such a knocked up hoe

by skank was here May 28, 2006

knock one off

1. Make love to yourself
2. A bout of self help
3. To masterbate
4. Pull the popes cap off

Dont go to the shop yet sugar, I just need to quickly knock one off.

by Frank Lard June 6, 2007

knocking on the back door

When a man feigns an attempt at anal penetration in order to startle his partner.

Woman: I told you I don't do that!

Man: Don't worry, I'm just knocking on the back door.

by wiggy_G November 20, 2009

school of hard knocks

1a. Descriptive of the many violent, scary and/or emotionally difficult events that give young people their "smarts" and teach them about the daily struggle to survive in the streets.

1b. Something that an ignorant fuckwit who wouldn't know what to do with a book even if he/she owned one says when he/she finds out that you went further in education than him/her.

1a. "I, on the other hand, am a fully rounded human being, with a degree from the University of Life, a diploma from the School of Hard Knocks, and four gold stars from the Kindergarten of Getting The Shit Kicked Out Of Me." - Blackadder

1b. "College? Me? Nah. School of hard knocks, mate, school of hard knocks."

by Dave June 16, 2004

Knock and Don't Run

Knocking on the door of an unsuspecting victim and not running away.The objective is to see how long you can get the person to have their door open for.
Essentially the opposite of nicky nicky nine doors.
Popularized by Neg Dupree of the British TV show, Balls of Steel.

Fun for the whole family!

Guy 1: What did you do last night?
Guy 2: I played "knock and don't run" and got a stiff hook to the jaw.
Guy 1: You are such a BAMF.

by Michael "Kwantum Physics" Kwan March 1, 2009

Knock Knock Open Up The Door It's Bork

Bork's name added to DMX's song "X Gon' Give It To Ya"

Knock knock open up the door it's BORK!

by Borkems91 April 6, 2010