David King

A man with huugeeeeeeeeeee and i mean colossal butt hair

aT least he's way cooler than Mobin

smarter
funnier
and more handsome

person1: David King has huge butt hair
person2: yeah but that's the only bad thing about him Mobin is much worse
person3: have you seen Mobins man boobs?

by boboisgud June 22, 2021

king stubbleton

\A man missing at least one of his fingers, preferably the middle, or all of them. Otherwidse they were cut off halfway and sown on with leeches, and npow they look weird. Royaltyy

Cooper: Dude, is that guy missing his fingers??
Teia: Yah, he's a King Stubbleton. Let's go to Starbuck instead.

by giteiTEEUWDUIQDKABJ June 7, 2018

sack king

Football (American, not soccer) talk for an exceptional pass rusher, who can get by linemen and sack QBs

Terrell Suggs is a sack king

by MuscleCarFanboy December 14, 2008

draft kings

A site used by many hooligans to act like they are obtaining cash when really they are just going bankrupt.

Person 1 "Hey did you see how much money I won on draft kings?"
Person 2 "Nope, sorry dude. I drive a Subaru!"

by SteezySubieToneTrapCard November 22, 2015

King’s time

A measure of time usually for golf tee times or drinking beers for an 11AM start. Given to the kings of old nature for late morning fraternizing and changing of rules.

I’ll see you on the links with a beer in hand at the king’s time.

The king’s time?

King’s time means the 11th hour!

Ohhhhh

by Dburns1867 June 23, 2022

King of the monsters

GOD fuckin ZILLA

GODZILLA is king of the monsters

by tguvtd July 1, 2018

King’s Rinse

the act of showering with one’s partner and then urinating down said partner’s leg.

“I was in the shower this morning with Nick and he gave me a King’s Rinse”
“Ew! That’s so gross hun, get rid ASAP”

by mister coleman January 24, 2019