kobe

When you choke in clutch time. Missed over 70 game winners in his career. Over rated. Shooting an airball

Did you see last nights game ? Fisher shot a 3 to tie the game but pulled a KOBE and air balled it.

by La Legend February 8, 2010

Kobe

A great player for the Lakers who cant win without Shaq.

Person 1: Dude Kobe is the bomb, he won MVP and he's gonna be on the olympic team.

Person 2: Yeah. Too bad he got his ass handed to him by Paul Peirce in the finals. Fuck, if only they still had the big man.

by Mikline June 18, 2008

Kobe

Short for Cold Beer. Must be said really fast to make it sound as real as possible. It is what you ask someone for if you are tailgating and you are paying too much attention to say a long word like Cold Beer

Tailgater 1: "Grab me a Kobe"
Tailgater 2: "Already got us covered. Got a box of Kobes right under my feet"

by KOBE MAN December 2, 2009

Kobe

The act of an individual who thinks they're Kobe Bryant, while under the influence of Marijuana.

Watch this 3, KOBE!

by wesniffmedicine January 5, 2010

Kobe Style

kobe style dosent refer to the way you have anal sex as the other definitions suggest, but rather when you dribble the ball,fake step to the left and cut right through your defender and finish it all off with a reverse windmill when coming off the base-line...

in a kobe-esque kind of way

you just got shook up and dunked on, KOBE STYLE!

by tha truth teller July 21, 2006

Kobe'd

Originating from the recent allegations against basketball star Kobe Bryant, this was taken from the police transcrips during his interview. The "Kobe" is a specific sexual act which the athlete enjoys with his women. The male releases his "product" onto the face of the woman he is with.

We were watching a porn and the asian got Kobe'd.

by Zac October 5, 2004

THE KOBE BRYANT

To have anal sex with a male of female

I did the kobe bryant to her last night while her boyfriend was passed out on the couch.

by troutdawg May 11, 2006