Usually a fillipino guy that smells like piss and has a brother that plays call of duty all day, he has a large penis and gets all the girls. Except for when he gets naked, his fat sags over his penis. But he is a cool guy to be with :)
Holy Josh!!! that smellls!!
by iamjustachineseman November 3, 2010
Get the Joshmug. The biggest fuckboy to ever live; who will never amount to much of anything because he dosen't use the thing between his ears, only the thing between his legs.
by PineappleJuice March 14, 2015
Get the Joshmug. to dump the long time girlfriend unexpectedly for a hot new proposition and then dissapearing for long amounts of time
by Mr. Bagels May 4, 2005
Get the Joshedmug. A term specific to the construction idustry that means you were severly shorted material or were sent the wrong material by the estimator that estimated your job.
by The Real Wangsta April 23, 2007
Get the joshedmug. A big, fat, homo, emo kid that LOVES! Jersey Shore and all the guys on it (except Mike "The Situation") His activites include playing chess, watching Jersey Shore, cumming down the steps, cumming on Tony, cumming in Tony, and riding Tony doggy style down the steps. thus, breaking the table.
Jimmy: "Hey Josh want to watch the Jersey Shore?"
Josh!: "YES!!!! But first I need to cum in and around Tony's mouth ;)"
Tony: "Can't wait!"
Christina: "I knew you were up to something!"
Josh!: "YES!!!! But first I need to cum in and around Tony's mouth ;)"
Tony: "Can't wait!"
Christina: "I knew you were up to something!"
by Deagul4U April 25, 2010
Get the Josh!mug. Usually good at trumpet. sometimes they may not be so bright but are incredibly talented and sweet. Be warned though, when its time for business they know how to be serious and should be feared- in a good way
by nabrudayranoitcid February 1, 2010
Get the Joshmug. Josh... well, he's a mixed bag, to say the least. One minute he's absolutely adorable, the next he seems to want to bite your face off, leaving you confused and angry. However, once you're back in his good books, life is eighty-five times more hilarious and enjoyable. Everything takes a positive turn when you can relate with this bad boy who gives you a run for your money. Extremely savage and mean but only for the entertainment of others, Josh is certainly a masked bandit - but, once the mask has been removed, a shy and unique person is underneath who is practically everyone's friend. A friend, an enemy, a frenemy ; Josh is your everything and your nothing. He can and will break you heart multiple times, pretend to put it back together, totally mend it then shatter it again, and so the cycle repeats. You love this boy, whether it be as friends, as more than friends or as a dream that will never make sense. First giving you the death stare then gazing into your eyes and making your heart race, Josh is one with an unlimited supply of surprises and insults. Fun, broken, mysterious: Josh.
Me: Did you know Josh isn't coming to school today?
Friend: Oh no. I think I may go die now - a whole day without him? No thanks!
Me: I 'gree.
Friend: Oh no. I think I may go die now - a whole day without him? No thanks!
Me: I 'gree.
by TheLittleDiabetic September 6, 2018
Get the Joshmug.