A super badass guy who loves everyone but gets hurt often by others. If you see him, you'll be happy. He will try to help you. Let him. A guy who will put all his trust in you and hopes to be trusted back. Will not hurt you. Loves everyone and hates haters XD
by OneManArmy.CA July 01, 2015
Fuckin killing somebody, and everything they love for messing with your dog.
Comes from the movie John Wick where an ex-assassin goes on a rampage because some mafia thugs killed his dog.
Comes from the movie John Wick where an ex-assassin goes on a rampage because some mafia thugs killed his dog.
Person 1: That lady tried to smack my dog.
Person 2: wtf? For real?
Person 1: Yea I was about to go John Wick on her ass.
Person 2: wtf? For real?
Person 1: Yea I was about to go John Wick on her ass.
by T-money January 25, 2015
*Sees good friend* "Sup John?!"
by mdale June 16, 2013
An Asian, high-waisted, tall child with feminine hips that tries to keep burning the candle at both ends while listening to "What's New Pussycat" on repeat. His life was forever changed when he went, "Oooooooohhhhhhhhh," and, "I'm sorry!" Overall, he is the tall, lanky Irishman that got pushed by a homeless, gay, AIDS-full man, looks like his kindergarten portrait with baggy eyes and yellowed teeth, and gets confused with a woman a shit ton.
John Mulaney: I'm standing in the basement and I'm holding a red cup - you see in movies - and I'm standing there and I'm holding a red cup and I'm starting to black out and I guess someone said like, "Something, something, police," and in a brilliant moment of word association, I yelled, "FUCK da police! FUCK da police," and everyone else joined in: 100 drunk, white children yelling, "Fuck 'da' police," with the confidence of guys that have like already been to jail and aren't afraid of it anymore. You know that, like "I served my nickel! You come and take me!" confidence, but white children.
by MastermindOfTrouble March 01, 2020
Developing diarrhea or other gastrointestinal distress following consumption of a Jimmy John's sandwich.
I was Cleveland-steaming my girl but my poop was too loose to lay a log 'cause I got straight Jimmy Johnned.
by fixpert November 01, 2015
by Jake Olson December 15, 2015