Jorgen

A Jorgen is someone who is chatty as hell and gives no fucks.

He knows philosophy well which is a bad thing. His philosophical knowledge will make you doubt your entire existence and put you into a vegetative state.

His inability to sleep until 3am ruins his friend’s sleep schedules but somehow he can survive that way every night.

Jorgen is in a screamo emo band and has full sleeve tattoos - probably one with a goat too.
He likes to dress quirky by wearing different colored socks and shoes, leading to others calling him unprofessional.
Although he loves his wife and cats, he is a also a huge cunt. The cuntiest cunt if you ever did meet one.

Overall: A great friend - but a huge bitch snake.

Paige: Did you hear that Jorgen’s lecture on simulations put Dan into a coma?

Brookelyn: Yeah he’s such a cunting bitch snake.

by mackdaddydragon April 1, 2022

joegus

a mix between joe (from who's joe) and amogus. both extremely cringe and unfunny. nowadays refers to an autistic/retarded/black 12 year old who's stuck behind in the 2015s.

balls: oh fuck is that leon the retard?
deep: the fucking joegus? yes apparently
balls: cool

by dunecoon_ April 6, 2022

Jorge Nilus

What a guy; fine specimen; gorilla.
Enjoys getting hit by cars during his free time.

oo oo Aa a Jorge Nilus Ape gorilal Ooo Oo AhA h

by yes im worm April 13, 2022

joeriah

joeriah is a girl name

Joeriah is my bestieeee

by Seannypoopoobear May 16, 2022

joeriah

joeriah is my bff and also a girl name.

joeriah is my bff and also a girl name

by Seannypoopoobear May 16, 2022

Jorge

Someone or something that’s been around.

Jorge belonged to the community.

by Shamoo559 May 23, 2022

Jorg Flow-d

A Jorg Flow-d is a coconut footballer, who takes the knee for black criminals, before every UK premiere league match.

Fan to hus mate at a premiere league match: "Look at him, bended down on one knee."

Fans friend shouts: "Get up you Jorg Flow-d, and start scoring some goals for the UK; not America."

by Usebleach May 28, 2022