Those guys who can't catch a real criminal, but when it comes to breaking up parties they're hot on the case. They're the definition of Keystone cops and if your not speeding,drinking or smoking weed they wont do much to you.
Guy 1:Hey man i just got robbed, everything's gone.
Guy 2:Shit dude did you call the Boxford Police?
Guy 1:yea they're too busy getting an injured goose out of the street to catch any real criminals.
Guy 1: wanna just smoke some weed?
(police everywhere)
Guy 2:Shit dude did you call the Boxford Police?
Guy 1:yea they're too busy getting an injured goose out of the street to catch any real criminals.
Guy 1: wanna just smoke some weed?
(police everywhere)
by RUNdonthide November 21, 2012
by Squirrel Rito February 26, 2021
Those that came after Chris Harrison. #bachelornation
by HurdyMyGurdy March 03, 2021
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by Cringe Police January 25, 2021
People that take pictures every single damn time of the day. and persuade you to do so. extremely annoying
Dude 1: Hey look at those people over there!
Dude 2: No dont look at them, they are instagram police
Dude 1: Wtf really they are taking pictures of themselves in the snow. i hate instagram police
Dude 2: No dont look at them, they are instagram police
Dude 1: Wtf really they are taking pictures of themselves in the snow. i hate instagram police
by salvato44 February 15, 2014
by Police fucker February 28, 2018