The Rohan Theory

The Rohan Theory is something that has been growing on this website for a time unprecedented. When it comes to searching Rohan on the Urban dictionary, the result will only one of two things, people who hate Rohans, or people who have a crush on them. mostly the latter.

Are some people jealous of what it means to be a true Rohan? or are there truly some dastardly Rohans out there. I can't say I know as I've never met a bad Rohan.

Any proof of a "dastardly Rohan" is to be provided to your local county sheriff for further insight into the phenomenon, For one bad Rohan can taint the reputation of all Rohans.
Subject 1: I've dedicated the last 3 years of my life exploring and studying The Rohan Theory to find out once and for all why there is no middle ground when they are addressed.

Subject 2: Middle ground?

Subject 1: People either love Rohans, or hate them, there's never an in-between, its positively Baffling.

Subject 2: What's Baffling is your inability to pull bitches, get a life, bro.
by swag be my balls January 03, 2023
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Unicorn Theory

Unicorn Theory, is based around the idea of something that isn't necessarily possible, but isn't impossible, simply due to the fact that weirder things have happened, and will continue to happen forever, meaning that something described as being part of Unicorn Theory, may eventually happen given enough time or the correct circumstances
Dudebro 1: Dude, do you think (Female Friend) would ever go skinny dipping
Dudebro 2: Maybe bro, but it probably won't ever happen, bit of a Unicorn Theory.
by Heckin_Dinosaur October 26, 2020
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The Sperm Theory

It is a concept of population explosion in which each sperm has the ability to divide into two more sperms after fertilization with an egg. It's the sperm theory based on nuclear fission which will be able to fertilize more than 4 million eggs.
Girls need more sperm for satisfaction, entertainment and recreation. We will have to introduce the sperm theory to meet their demand.
by UglyDuckling69 November 18, 2019
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oreo theory

A threesome between 2 black females and one white male. The females make the cookie being on the outside and the male makes the stuffing.
Man I just performed the Oreo Theory last night!
by Huff_98 April 06, 2017
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Laurence theory

An elephant has five legs.This is what Laurence said in the science lesson.Actually,the ‘leg’ is the elephant’s penis.
How many legs an elephant has?
Laurence:five

Laurence theory
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theory of "middletivity"

1)belief that the truth usually lies at a mid point between two opposing views.
2)compromise is the best policy
in the elections 0f 2006 the theory of "middletivity" prevailed
by D.Coder February 07, 2007
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DADDY'S THEORY

In conclusion daddy's theory reject the idea that anyone other than niggas named Jordan are daddy
"Jordan is a total daddy"
Well thats Daddy's Theory for you
by Jord Jr. November 20, 2020
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