petoskey brain

Used to describe an individual that is so mentally handicapped that their brain matter has regressed to that of what resembles a "Petoskey Stone".

With a completely flat and smooth brain (also diagnosed as SBS (Smooth Brain Syndrome), the individual is left only with enough intelligence for basic communication and survival. A Petoskey Brained individual will assume they're much more intelligent than they are and cause stress for those that are around or work with said individual. With no capacity to tell right from wrong or even solve basic problems, their assumptions become their reality, making them some of the most annoying people to exist in the universe.

There is no cure for a Petoskey Brain once diagnosed and any effected individuals are best left isolated in a secure room that the diseased thoughts cant spread or in some cases burying the individuals resolves the situation. Though potentially increasing the likelyhood of what is known as a Petoskey Zombie emerging at the next full moon.
Thurman: Hey, did you hear Ryan still can't even spell his own name correctly?
Merman: Yeah he's had a Petoskey Brain for awhile now.
Thurman: Really? I didn't know he had SBS
Merman: Yeah, smooth brained as they come. Be careful cause he's been known to drool on people.
by Dr. Big Brain August 16, 2019
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brain grenade

opening a beer, where the act of popping the top is much like pulling the pin on a grenade and the effects are felt the next day
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brain sausage

A sausage made of brains.

Favourite food of german zombies.
I cause bovine spongeform encyphilitis from eating brain sausages.
by waffle August 09, 2003
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brain afk

When you are trying to think of somebody and space out while doing so
wait, he's right there, I must have had a brain afk moment
by Sevcraft February 15, 2021
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Brain hole

The place in your brain where you put new information. It's also where you pull ideas out of.
"Candice named her twins Bucket and Bracket, what in the fuck is wrong with her brain hole?"

"I literally shit in the refrigerator last night because the liquor messed up my brain hole. And the shit is still in there."
by Fuckthatguy July 08, 2015
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Brain width

the capacity of the brain to 1) take in or learn any new information or 2) contemplate or think about any ideas or plans.
Dude, I’ve been in meetings all day and have a major project due tomorrow, I don’t have the brain width to deal with that right now.
by Sassafras February 21, 2013
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Cunt For Brains

Someone lacking in any form of intelligence, common sense or even brain cells.
by AzzaPee July 30, 2010
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