Imperious Interruptus

The right of all bosses to hijack the conversations of subordinates. Said subordinates then must just awkwardly stand there while the boss talks to someone else with their back to you pretending you don't exist.

Dave: Then we can do the load testing and...
Boss: IMPERIOUS INTERRUPTUS!
*Dave stands there awkwardly*
Boss: Dave, stand there awkwardly while I talk to Pete as if you don't exist.

by Pointy Haired Boss September 21, 2011

Imposternator

A person that is trying to be someone that they aren't.

Mickey: You are such an Imposternator, you copy everyone.
Carl: Yeah, sorry.

by Camazing Person August 21, 2013

impatient perfectionist

Someone who wants everything perfect but doesn't have the energy or time to do it. So the project ends up looking a little above average.

Wow you really did a fantastic job being average you you lazy control freek impatient perfectionist.

by bigfootshands January 2, 2014

Implied Bass

When a well known song with a bass drop is played on an iPhone and people dance to it as if the bass was there.

Two Girls: Hey, put on "Bend Ova" by Tyga on your iPhone!

*starts twerking and hair flipping to the beat*

Guy: "They're dancing to the implied bass"

by 59Ballons February 5, 2015

impaling

the act of forcing a sharp object through the body until it reaches the other side

The man got bamboo growing through his body , the excutioner was traumatized after

impaling him

by mlqrt February 25, 2017

impetuous

Mike Tysons Style.

"My style is impetuous, my defence is Impregnable." - Mike Tyson

by higuystys October 16, 2019

Imperial majesty

Imperial Majesty (His/Her Imperial Majesty, abbreviated as HIM) is a style used by Emperors and Empresses. It distinguishes the status of an emperor/empress from that of a King/Queen, who are simply styled Majesty.

I'm him. His/her imperial majesty.

by Hello beautiful world November 7, 2019