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Dan's iPod

Used in reference to a person or venue playing unquestionably terrible music.
"This music is shit, have they plugged in Dan's iPod?"
by thornbrook April 19, 2025
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iPodilation

The dilation / expansion of a person's ear holes as the result of excessive wearing if iPod earphones.
"That person suffers from iPodilation."

"You listened to the iPod so often you now have iPodilation."

"Because you left the earphones in all night, your ears have iPodilated."
by GM75 February 3, 2010
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ipodoclast

One who bucks the zeitgeist and listens to a CD player instead of MP3s.
That fellow is an ipodoclast.
by Frasier Nutzov February 7, 2007
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Ipodian

1. Person or person who live by their Ipod and the hype that comes with it or any product from Apple. Can be seen with the ubiquitous white earphones either both or one hanging from their ear at all times.

2. A product, an advertisement or anything really that copies the look of the or tries to be an Apple product and or Ipod. Usually called I something or is has distinctive white plastic features.
1. Walked on the bus today and there were at least 10 Ipodians zoned out on ITunes

2. You got to be kidding, an IToaster?
by Gummer Stumps July 19, 2010
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Ipodiot

Ipod-iot n. 1) Person who listens to their Ipod or other personal music devices at too high a volume resulting in possible partial or complete hearing loss and disability. 2) Person who listens to their Ipod, personal music or gaming device or cell phone with headphones at too high a volume and is distracted from their surrounding environment leading to and, or, causing injury and accident to themselves or others. 3) Person who dies or wins Darwin Award because they listen to their Ipod or other personal music devices at too high a volume and lose situational awareness resulting in their own death.
The Ipodiot won the Darwin Award and died when she crossed the street into oncoming traffic because she wasn't paying attention and her Ipod was too loud so she didn't hear the horn on the cement truck that killed her.
by bburgis November 13, 2009
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