Canada's History 

verb. The godless sexual act of using the Stanley Cup as a weapon or date rape drug, to lure unsuspecting victims into a 'moose styled'(involving moose antlers and a jug of maple syrup for lube) reverse reach around and possible 'anal activities'. A US version of this act is known as "A night with Sarah Palin".

"Care to take a lesson in Canada's history?"

"OH GOD NO! NOT CANADA'S HISTORY!!"

"Man that one part of Canada's History, with out the syrup makes my butt hurt."

"I can totally see Canada's History being pulled off by Deadpool on Bea Arthur's Dead Corpse."

"Before i knew it I was involved in Canada's History."

Canada's History by Victor Sage February 5, 2010

Canadian History 

A rather obscure and masturbatory sexual act popular in certain regions of rural Canada, in which a man (or woman) fills the Stanley Cup with cocaine and crushed ecstasy pills, snorts it all, and then immediately attempts to insert a pair of moose antlers into as many orifices in his (or her) body as possible, using maple syrup for lubrication.

"Dude, did you see that internet video of Stephen Colbert doing some Canadian History? It was so bloody!"
"I'm so horny, even some Canadian History sounds hot!"

Canadian History by TripGuide February 5, 2010

Art History 

1.) The most useless major next to Philosophy (with about the same number of pretentious douchebags enrolled as well).

2.) A class to take if you wish to be semi-educated in art without having to put in the effort required to effectively hone an artistic craft.

The majority of my Intro. to Art History class last semester was filled with hipsters who were obsessed with Andy Warhol, Lomography, and Juxtapoz Magazine.

Art History by Humberttt January 3, 2008

Canada's History 

A sexual act so vile and depraved it is almost a violation of the FCC for Stephen Colbert to mention it on T.V. It involves drinking vaginal fluid, piss, shit and semen out of the Stanley cup, while getting gored in the ass by a moose's antler dipped in maple syrup (the moose is also getting fucked in the ass), then puking all the substances out into the cup then switching roles with your partner and allowing them to drink from the cup, in a vicious, sexually depraved cycle.

Last night she tried to teach me Canada's history - I got the fuck outta there as soon as I saw the moose.

Canada's History by Shaggy1692 March 2, 2010

canada's history 

the deprived sexual act of freezing a hockey puck and shoving it up one's anus while probing your partners anus with maple syrup covered moose antlers while drinking the jizzum of the 1990 edmonton oilers out of the stanley cup.

Man we were so wasted we ended up having canada's history last night. My ass is still bleeding!

canada's history by big cat 2012 February 5, 2010

Canada's History 

The act of getting fucked, repeatedly, by your next door neighbor, all the while presenting as "friends-with-benefits" in public.

It's ok. Bush and Harper have a Canada's History.

Canada's History by cheekymonkee February 5, 2010

Canada's History 

Canada's history is a sex act involving only the oldest Canadians. The act is performed by visiting a graveyard and finding the oldest Canadian in the graveyard. Once the oldest Canadian is found, it is exhumed from it's reseting place. It must then adequately lubed up in Maple Syrup, preferably from Vermont to add insult to injury. The next step is the hardest, as you must make sure to fill up all the subjects holes adequately. The final act, then, is to have an additional participant climb the deceased's tombstone and perform a full-heigh elbow drop, expelling all of Canada's History onto the happy recipients.

The Canada's History we performed on old lady Withers last night was epic!

Canada's History by WebMasterP February 4, 2010