navel hider

A penis thats so big it hides your navel

I asked me sister if i had a big dick. She said its a navel hider

by tory borty August 5, 2013

1-2-3 hide and go seek

A variation of hide and go seek where once a person hiding is seen, has to rush back to the base where the seeker started counting, and say 1-2-3 the seekers name in order to be safe.
Origin: Chestnut ave, Palo Alto, CA

"Hey, wanna come play 1-2-3 hide and go seek with some people at the park tomorrow?"

by Shnarb roberts December 9, 2008

dole bludger hide and seek

When you are busy handing out Centrelink payments to people 'job seeking' you may as well play hide and seek with that payment.

Where to hide the dole cheque? Under the shit cunt's workboots.

"I've been playing dole bludger hide and seek with this fuckwit for a few months now, cunt has no clue"

by thriftybuggar December 4, 2011

hidey hole

a vagina or butthole used for smuggling

great little hidey hole you got there let me make you an offer...

by nescioforserious December 24, 2010

hide the lubricated gerbal

gay kids hide a gerbal in each others asshole n the first to find it wins. This is played by a bunch of boys that have nothing to do at night

Hide the lubricated gerbal may hurt very baddly but for those who are gay they injoy it

by Dipinto July 29, 2006

Hide the decline

Climat Scientists knowingly hiding data that earth temperatures have been declining over the past few years, despite CO2 levels increasing.

If you don't like the data, fudge the numbers and hide the decline

by bdw60 November 26, 2009

Hideki Matsui

a Japanese player on the New York Yankees who's only good for hitting. came to America only because he was influenced by both Steinbrenner and his former team, the Yomiuri Giants. nickname Godzilla, partly because his face resembles the character.

Matsui is nothing. He's not even tenth the player Ichiro is.

by KRHimself June 10, 2006