Heinz

The only legitimate ketchup brand.

Jake: Have you had some of that *random brand name* ketchup?
Paul: *shoots Jake*
Paul: Shoulda bought Heinz

by AllKnowingTree October 21, 2021

Heine

An extremely handsome guy.

Penis size varies from 7 - 11 inches.

Often has above average amounts of pubic hairs.

You're such a Heine.

by moren din 6969 November 18, 2021

Heinz

Beautiful and loyal boy who will always be by your side in the good or the bad. He hates school but loves playing all kinds of sports, specially soccer.

He is humble and kind and never keeps a word to himself. He has that beautiful smile that always knows what to say in the exact moment. He is hard to get, but once you fall for him you'll know that he will always make you feel special.
He is like a Super Hero to everyone. Best friend you can have and even though It's difficult he falls for you, if he does you might be from out of here.

Girl-see that guy? He is just an example of how a boy should treat you
Gurl- He is a Heinz

by By sportHFS November 21, 2021

Heino Laizāns

Very long, and tasty human being, that chase his dreams with his tasty tummy.

Whos that big tall chungus? oU its Heino Laizāns

by Washingg.73 November 22, 2021

Heino Laizāns

There is not much to say about him. He is just an alpha.

Heino Laizāns is very cool.

by laizanus November 22, 2021

Heinrich

What this means is… the most handsome person in the whole entire universe. He is good at sport especially rugby, he is strong. And talks a lot but sometimes quiet.

Omg I’m the best, like heinrich

by Heinrich.s November 22, 2021

Heinz

Two words - Handsome hunk
Heinz is an nice attractive young person.
A lady killer in disguise,his charm is so powerful you'll know its him from a mile away.

Omg heinz is coming!! Im not blushing you're blushing darlene.

by Hainz November 22, 2021