by Dick Onchin November 03, 2020
The man or woman with extreme skills cooking a piggy. Legendary bacon skills indeed. A pineapple ham extremist of sorts. Ham Masters are very valuable to social functions.
Yo Jeev, I am planning a barbecue of epic proportions, is there any chance you could get us a ham master? I am looking to impress!
by pooter diddler May 08, 2015
I slipped a digit in her ham crack last night while hitting it doggie. She shot off the bed like one of Kim Jong-un’s rockets. Won’t go try and poke her there again without warning.
by Eaton Holgoode October 23, 2018
When a girl with perfect buttcheeks wears leggings or tights, making it seem like she’s smuggling two hams in her pants.
Christina got searched during her layover in Saudi Arabia because security suspected she was smuggling hams, but it was just her dump truck cheeks from squatting, doing clam shells and using the stair master 98 percent of her time in the gym.
by Tony Uncle Johnny February 20, 2021
Dude, we just ham roasted them! We won by 64!
Kid: Mom, I'm so hungry!
Mother: There's some ham roast in the refridgerator.
Guy #1: Bro, what should my nickname be?
Guy #2: I don't know! Mine is Ham Roast!
Kid: Mom, I'm so hungry!
Mother: There's some ham roast in the refridgerator.
Guy #1: Bro, what should my nickname be?
Guy #2: I don't know! Mine is Ham Roast!
by MrCJohnson3 March 18, 2010
by Why me two February 23, 2014
You want a meaning to your life? You want a reason for being? Vote Ham and realise your existence.
To find what you seek in the road of life,
the best proverb of all is that which says:
"Vote Ham."
To find what you seek in the road of life,
the best proverb of all is that which says:
"Vote Ham."
by Bruno2010 January 15, 2010