halalboyz

Food that will make you produce so much waste you'd have wondered how it fit in your butthole.

Shaan: Lets get some Halalboyz!
Stephanie: No, my stomach still hurts from last night!

by voltagehere May 9, 2024

Halal cheating

It is when a Muslim man gets a secret wife without the permission of his first wife (In Islam, polygyny is allowed). In moralistic terms, this is considered cheating, but it is considered "permissible" in Islam. Hence, you may cheat without the permission of your first wife, as long as you're doing it the halal way!

Married woman: I just learned that my husband had another wife behind my back for 12 years! I feel so crushed. Was I not enough?
Sister: *sighs* Poor woman, you just caught him halal cheating.

by Your wife's step-bro May 23, 2024

Hala

To disagree. No, not, don't.

"Wanna hop on Call of Duty?" "Hala, I'm with my beckanettie."

by ChillyWilly.org July 10, 2024

Halaf

The most gayest nigga you'll ever meet in the world.

James Charles's boyfriend frfr

"Bro, he's so gay"
"Yea he def a halaf"

by Urmumsbigfatcock69 March 1, 2024

Halaf

The gayest nigga on earth.
So gay he could be james Charles's boyfriend and make James charles straight.

"Yo that nigga so gay"
"Yea, he's definitely a halaf"

by Urmumsbigfatcock69 March 1, 2024

halalmaxxing

Being the most halal version of your self and making more halal choices

Ahmed: have you heard Khaled is halalmaxxing
Ismael: yes, wallah he's getting so many wives now

by Халал March 28, 2024

haelamakesmehard

haela just makes me hard :3

haelamakesmehard

by exxtvs March 30, 2024