shit grenade

When someone shits in the toilet and most of the poop ends up under the seat on the back of the bowl as poop shrapnel.

Chris went to make mud in the bathroom at work, and noticed that someone had pulled the pin on a shit grenade.

by PETR FITZWELL May 11, 2009

Swag Grenade

When someone has so much swag that the onlooker feels like they were hit with a grenade of pure swaggage.

Jeff: Hey man, you heard of that mofo Tyler the Creator?
Cliff: Yeah what about him?
Jeff: I saw a pic of him man. Felt like I was hit with a swag grenade!
Cliff: For serious???
Jeff: For definitely.

Christy: Hey you dropped somethin.
Robin: *looks down*
Christy: Your swag!
Robin: That's a lie! That onlooker there took one glance at me and she looked like she was hit with a swag grenade!
Christy: You're right. Forgive me.

by John Enken September 30, 2011

Grenada

medium size town in central MS located directly between Memphis and Jackson. Grenada is home to the state's largest man-made lake and is the states largest drug hub because of the central location to everything. all the rednecks either ride 4wheel drives on dirt roads or by the taco bell or state bank. all the niggas hang by double quick and the surrounding hole in the wall "clubs" or at City Hall if its friday night. almost everyone from Grenada smokes pot or snorts crack. the punk ass white kids that dont like the rednecks spend their nights either walking around walmart or building fires by "snake road". if you dont do any of this in Grenada then you just aint got friends. also all the cool mufuckas go to GHS and all the punk ass sissy white bitches that scared of the niggas go to kirk academy.

Dude Grenada is so much fun, this is our third lap around walmart!!!
nigga, you see dat hoe all up on my shit at city hall last night?

by ghsfootball10 April 24, 2011

Grenk

Grenk is a new line of remanufactured ink and toner cartridges designed to leave the smallest environmental footprint possible.

Grenk is a green recycled ink and toner cartridge.

by Grenk April 16, 2009

butt grenade

an explosion in your asshole :)

dude, i need a new toilet, i had another butt grenade go off!!

by the muffin man :) January 24, 2009

Splatter-house Ass grenade

The explosion that occurs when a fart preceeds Diarrhea. Much worse than a standard Ass Grenade, The Result is a complete anal erruption spraying butt pee all over one's toilet and backside, with possible blood as well.

I hope I wiped thoroughly enough after that Splatter-house Ass grenade!

by aquamurdoch April 2, 2009

brain grenade

Because of the unusual grenade-like shape of the bottle, Mickey's beer (in the "Big Mouth" bottles) are called brain grenades. Because the bottle shape is unique to Mickey's and patented, it is technically NOT correct to call any other kind of beer "brain grenades."

What kind of beer do you want?
Toss me a brain grenade.

by Artation December 12, 2007