by zred2006 February 10, 2022
Get the girlfriend fnfmug. Much like the infamous keychain virtual pets tamagotchi they are never happy no matter how often you drop everything to trend to their constant needs, and inevitably end up gone anyway, reminding you why you stopped playing this game before whilst you long to do it again.
by cryptokid August 1, 2015
Get the tamagotchi girlfriendmug. A hovering, slightly neurotic, but well-meaning, girlfriend who gets way too involved in her partner's day to day activities to the point of interfering with their activities and choices.
She is a total helicopter girlfriend who always makes everyone else stop talking to announce her boyfriend is about to say something.
by braces4life June 29, 2014
Get the Helicopter Girlfriendmug. by Mr. Owl Knows how many licks July 20, 2010
Get the tex-girlfriendmug. Bailey chiales
Bailey chiales is the most loving caring girlfriend you will ever find she is utterly the epitome of a perfect girlfriend.
by Luis sandoval V June 7, 2017
Get the Perfect girlfriendmug. Designer jeans you only buy and wear because of your (usually much younger and/or hipper) girlfriend. Your girlfriend may buy them for you or you may buy them yourself, feeling the pressure to hip up.
"Dude, nice girlfriend jeans. Your package is noticeably bulging and your ass looks like it's eating them in the rear. What, the little jailbait GF make you burn all your old baggy ass dirty denim?"
by Wes' Coast Yo March 3, 2010
Get the girlfriend jeansmug. A girl who obsessively messages her boyfriend every waking second. She will freak out if he tries to have a normal life that involves not being free to use his phone at any moment. Normally the europe test is administered to test for a psychotic girlfriend.
Bob: "Dude, I heard that your girlfriend might be psycho..you ready to administer the europe test?"
Joe: "Man, fuck the europe test, that girl freaked out within twelve hours. I dumped her last night..She was vacationing in colorado, and kept trying to say I was 'choosing my friends over her' I'm like 'Bitch, you're a thousand miles away, I'm going to the beach.'"
Bob: "That's good. You don't want to get stuck with a psycho girlfriend."
Joe: "Man, fuck the europe test, that girl freaked out within twelve hours. I dumped her last night..She was vacationing in colorado, and kept trying to say I was 'choosing my friends over her' I'm like 'Bitch, you're a thousand miles away, I'm going to the beach.'"
Bob: "That's good. You don't want to get stuck with a psycho girlfriend."
by joseph87 June 9, 2013
Get the Psycho girlfriendmug.