Ethan Garnett

Usually short but always funny like most Ethan’s he’s also extremely good at mobile games but not really console or pc. Ethan Garnett is always right and a perfect friend

Ethan Garnett is a midget

by Yote the boat January 23, 2019

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Alf Garnett

Alf Garnett: A working class person that votes for the Conservatives party

You voted tory then you are an Alf Garnett.

by Mr JP Mc September 18, 2020

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Backdoor Garret

Rubbing anal lube on one's face to stimulate beard follicle growth.

I can't believe we convinced him to give himself a Backdoor Garrett.

by Tree Slut September 7, 2021

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Alex Garnett

Cool guy

Alex Garnett is a cool guy

by anonymous February 9, 2022

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A fat fuck. Often mistaken for huge animals such a whale or a hippopotamus. His diet consists of junk food and zero veggies. The floor shakes like an earthquake with each step he takes. Malcom Garritty is fat.

Is that an elephant. No it's Malcom Garritty

by anonymous June 6, 2022

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The Garret effect

When a man named garret of his 42nd birthday gets divorced, looses his mom in a fire, looses his son or daughter in a kidnapping, and gets fired wins a 100 billion dollars lottery jackpot and doesn’t have to give any money to taxes and gets a free Deep Dark Sleep and gets to avoid The Fredricks Affect;This is known as the Garret Effect

Man in 1 year I may be cursed with the garret effect

by Monke68 February 15, 2023

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