Monkey Fucker

Someone who fucks monkeys.

I'm a Monkey Fucker.

by williamazing12 February 22, 2017

Bathroom Fuckers

A group of black men usually 3 or more that wait in public bathrooms and sexually assault women. The group waits in the female restroom and when a girl walks in, one black male "bops" her on the head to render her unconscious or to daze her. After the female is subdued, the black males forcibly penetrate and sodomize her. After all of the black males have finished having forced intercourse with the female, one of the black males hits her with "The Lightning" and it erases her memory. Then the black males let her leave. The only person who can stop the "Bathroom Fuckers" and is immune to "The Lightning" is Crazy Dave, AKA Dizzy D.

Me: Hey bro whats going on?
Dave: Nothing I had to save my girlfriend from "The Bathroom Fuckers" again.
Me: Oh wow is everyone OK?
Dave: Yes, I stopped them and I put my finger in their gun so they couldn't shoot at me then I blessed them.
Me: Wow, I better escort my woman into the bathroom and check for "Bathroom Fuckers".

by Megaman222 June 12, 2011

pole fucker

When a women masterbates with a bed pole or a type of pole instead of a dildo

That girl rides that pole like a pole fucker

by batman1998353 May 12, 2015

Snake Fucker

Snake Fuckers is a subgroup of Snake Lovers. They have had a snakes scaly tail/head sided inside of their ass/pussy and LOVED IT! And if they figured it out, they have had one or two snake penises in them at some point in time. And if male they have had their dick in a snake in some way!

They can be a Snake Foodies, a Squeeze Toys or just a snake lover that went a little too far.

am I a Snake Fucker?
Being a Snake Fucker is 100% legal in Wyoming and New Mexico.

by HappySnakePreson September 2, 2018

sport fucker

A person who fucks for sport. See example

A sport fucker is synonymous with someone who fishes for sport. Catch and release. Points

by thisguyandstufflikethat October 1, 2012

crypted fucker

Someone who wants to have sex with a crypted

P1:man I wish Bigfoot would eat my ass
P2:tf your such a crypted fucker

by HomostuckButLessDeath December 6, 2021

dip fucker

Ex (wife | husband) who, even when married, was just noT the brightest bulb on the tree.

"Dip Fucker just called, needs to swap visitation weekends" That fucking asshole just called again, wants to borrow money.

by jebucha July 23, 2011