status fucker

someone who only believes in dating someone that has money, a nice car and is willing to spend it on the status fucker

She is a status fucker because she only dates men with professional jobs and money.

by Ashley Owens March 31, 2008

Smucker Fucker

A masturbation technique where you take a jar of Smuckers (your choice of flavor), open it and insert your penis, then proceed to masturbate with the jam.

OPTIONAL: After ejaculating into the jar, make a sandwich or bagel with it and give it to your girlfriend, hated brother, or enjoy it yourself.

Random Guy: I totally made my gf a Smucker Fucker sandwich last night!

Random Guy2: Whoa what did she do to you???

Random Guy: Next time she makes ME the sandwich bitch!

by PandaBearPro November 15, 2011

fuckerati

Fuckerati (pl.) is a portmanteau, pointing to the sexual version of literati, or intellectuals.
Fuckerati are the intellectuals of sex, meaning they belong to the elite caste of those experienced and knowledgeable in the most esoteric and complex ways of sex. Basically they are the know-it-alls of sex.

Singular: Fuckerat (outdated and rarely used)

Boy: That couple supposedly did all of KamaSutra and Tantic Sex in one night and still want more.
Girl: Yeah, they are famous fuckerati. Maybe we should swing with them, you'd learn a thing or two.

by fuckerat May 16, 2009

Fucked For Life

Being fucked for life means being fucked for ever and ever, without intermittent periods of not being fucked.

'The Landlord's daughter is fucked for life'
'Why?'
'She's slept with two of her dad's tenants.'

by ntfckdfrlf March 22, 2010

Hospital Fucked Up

When one is fucked up to the degree of being fucked up from the drugs you receive in the hospital.

I ate so many pain killers last night that I was hospital fucked up.

by rebel4ev114 March 12, 2009

Furby Fucker

One who has sexual relations with furbies or small furby sized farm animals.

Jared: Dude you are such a furby fucker.

Joe: Shut the fuck up man.

Jared: I saw you fucking that little furby looking thing in the barn. You busted a nut on it too, you little furby fucker.

by Kentucky Hillbilly May 31, 2010

Chron-fucked.

Being in this sort of state at a party means that pretty much your a fucking king. Chron-fucked simply means that you are chronically fucked beyond belief. When your Chron-fucked you act normal, but you have no idea what your doing or what is going on around you. When you tell people you are 'Chron-fucked.' it means your on your level.

Guy 1 - 'Dude... im Chron-fucked..'

Guy 2 - 'Ah man.. YOU PARTY KING!! But seriously.. go sit in the corner before you turn into a chunder dragon.'

by Shillz. November 13, 2011