fruitation

masturbating with fruit

fruitation is my favorite thing to do on the weekends while my girlfriend watches.

by pravstatus September 27, 2011

Fruit Roll-Up

When you bust a nut so good that you fall asleep, wake up, and have to peel your dried cum off your stomach like the wrapper on a Fruit Roll-Up

After jimmy found the video he'd been looking for all night, he had to Fruit Roll-Up himself in the morning.

by Binkular Stinkular December 15, 2018

Loin-fruit

loin-fruit is your off spring or children.

The loin is the part of the body or animal that contains the reproductive origins, so the fruit of your loin, or 'loin-fruit' is your children.

"Do you have any Loin-fruit yet?" my uncle Andy would ask each time we met

by kiwi hiker January 22, 2012

Forbidden Fruit

A man who despite incredible sexual ability rarely engages in sexual activity to increase his desirability amongst women.

Sarah: I really want to sleep with Will I've heard he's amazing in bed
Emma: But he hardly ever has sex with anyone!

Sarah: I know, he's a real forbidden fruit

by Plop1996 January 7, 2013

fruitcake

1. n a dessert; a rich cake consisting of dried fruit and nuts

2. n a homosexual man, or one who seems to be

"My mother received yet another fruitcake from her cheap coworkers as a Christmas present."

"Look at that guy with his flip-flops and unusually primped hair. What a fruitcake!"

by Vee April 21, 2004

Nigga Fruit

A Gay Ass Motha Fuckin nigga

R. Kelly's a fuckin nigga fruit

by JIB GOD October 9, 2008

fruit boot

In line skater.

Get out of them fruit boots and learn to skate.

by Corey June 11, 2003